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Topic: CM's Bar. Open 24/7
CalvinMaker
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Member # 2032
posted March 28, 2004 04:06 AM
Free drinks on me since it's opening night. And yes, we have a corkscrew, in addition to paperclips, to open wine bottles if necessary. (Actually, I'd like to go to bartending school. I think it'd be a nice way to earn some cash if I'm ever in between serious jobs.)
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tonguetied&twisted
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posted March 28, 2004 04:30 AM
*collapses onto barstool* Red Bull & vodka with ice please. Twice. Oh, and can I have a straw? I hate when they forget.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 04:32 AM
CM, Lemon-drop, please, and a response? *points yonder* fallow
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 04:45 AM
Seriously, I need those drinks. *is tempted to reach over bar and serve self but good manners & upbringing prevail*
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 05:46 AM
*gives in to temptation & pours drinks for self and fallow* *breaks out the pool cue* You can break, I'm... weak.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 05:54 AM
hey TT&T, got a question to ask you. fallow
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 05:55 AM
Shoot. And then break already.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 05:58 AM
*uh...* Do you think the OSC looks this good in a yelllow speedo? *disrobes* PS. (flush and share) [ March 28, 2004, 06:03 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 05:59 AM
*raises pool cue* Dude...
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:01 AM
*beams*
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:05 AM
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:06 AM
Is this where I get kicked to the curb?
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:09 AM
This is where I roll on the floor laughing.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:14 AM
WHAT?!?!?! *sips pina colada*
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:17 AM
*gets another Red Bull & vodka (in a tall glass with lots of ice & a straw)* I like this bar with the free-drink-ness. Company's none too bad, either.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:25 AM
TT&T's got wings!
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:27 AM
You've no idea how appropriate that is.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:31 AM
"mmm hmmm"
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:33 AM
*raises eyebrow* Yes, just the one. Cos I can.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:37 AM
in taffeta?
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:39 AM
In anything.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:40 AM
tell me more?!
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:43 AM
Here, have another drink. *gets tequila, lemon & salt ready*
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:46 AM
"Spinning over like a heavy-loaded fruit-tree." [ March 28, 2004, 06:55 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 06:57 AM
you left?
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 06:59 AM
Nope.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 07:00 AM
pass the lemon, eh.
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 07:01 AM
*passes the lemon* Do you want some tequila with that? Or just the lemon...
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 07:04 AM
"just the lemon" *stuffs in mouth and grins broadly* That's a trick I learned.
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 07:07 AM
Nice. I wonder where the bartender got to?
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 07:07 AM
I get the sense TA&QT mighta lost his/her wings> lemons turn sour. fallow
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foundling
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posted March 28, 2004 07:10 AM
"saunters in like she owns the bar" (which she does) Sorry guys, this bars got new managment. No more of this free drink crap. That'll be $7 a drink, please. And, sir, the sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service". A speedo does not qualify as appropriate.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 07:13 AM
*stares down into speedo-enmeshed lap* "This is ridiculous!"
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 07:14 AM
She'll never lose her wings. *has a Red Bull & ice* No vodka this time, thanks. Got an essay to finish.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 07:21 AM
*stares deeply into tt&t's cup* done?
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 07:28 AM
holy carp! I AM the true thread-kiler. Dead in it's tracks! PS. I think it's the spelling, or so I like to think. [ March 28, 2004, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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tt&t
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posted March 28, 2004 07:33 AM
Oops, sorry, I was showering & getting into my jammies. It's time for me to depart into the sweet dreams of the innocent... Yeah baby, it's bedtime!
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 07:50 AM
enjoy thanks for playing TT&T!!! much appreciated. fallow
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fallow
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posted March 30, 2004 12:43 AM
*eyes the lock on the door* Say it ain't so!
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Stan the man
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Member # 6249
posted March 30, 2004 12:50 AM
Bars should never have locks Ahhhhh. $7!!!! Sheesh, need to BYOB. Oh well. White Russian, no ice, don't forget the cherry.
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fallow
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posted March 30, 2004 12:54 AM
Thanks Stan. You the man. *pause* hmm... Stan, there's nobody behind the bar?
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Stan the man
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Member # 6249
posted March 30, 2004 12:58 AM
Well then, I guess I won't forget the cherry. *serves self drink. Since bar is not staffed , puts $7 dollars back in pocket.* *Prepares next drink* Where are the shot glasses? The clean ones.
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fallow
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posted March 30, 2004 01:09 AM
*finishes tying the top on the trash bag behind the bar* Here's some. *produces rack of freshly-washed shot glasses*
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Stan the man
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posted March 30, 2004 01:17 AM
ooooh. Pulls out bottle of Tequila gold lable. *Drools at sight of bottle.* *Lines shot glasses side by side on bar top.* *Decides that 10 ought to do it. Fills shot glasses w/ Tequila.* *Saves worm for later* One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor they say. Want to give a try?
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fallow
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posted March 30, 2004 01:34 AM
*peels the label off the empty tequila bottle* *lowers hand under the bar for flish to sniff* "got the scent, buddy?" *flish waggles a fin, then two* "Yup!"
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Stan the man
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posted March 30, 2004 01:36 AM
*Rubs hands together real fast to warm them up. *oops. Places sugared lemon at end for a chaser. (even tho I never chase Tequila IRL) *Commences slamming down shots like its going out of style. *Finishes all ten, bites into lemon. *Lights cigarette, but passes out before first drag. Tequila bottle is never empty. 'nother one under bar. [ March 30, 2004, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Stan the man ]
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