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CalvinMaker
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Free drinks on me since it's opening night.

And yes, we have a corkscrew, in addition to paperclips, to open wine bottles if necessary.

(Actually, I'd like to go to bartending school. I think it'd be a nice way to earn some cash if I'm ever in between serious jobs.)
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*collapses onto barstool* [Grumble]

Red Bull & vodka with ice please. Twice.

Oh, and can I have a straw? I hate when they forget.
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fallow
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CM,

Lemon-drop, please, and a response?

*points yonder*

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tt&t
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Seriously, I need those drinks. [Angst]

*is tempted to reach over bar and serve self but good manners & upbringing prevail*
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tt&t
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*gives in to temptation & pours drinks for self and fallow*

*breaks out the pool cue*

You can break, I'm... weak. [Wink]
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fallow
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hey TT&T,

got a question to ask you.

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tt&t
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Shoot.

And then break already. [Cool]
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fallow
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*uh...*

Do you think the OSC looks this good in a yelllow speedo?

*disrobes*

[Dont Know]

PS. (flush and share)

[ March 28, 2004, 06:03 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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tt&t
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*raises pool cue*

Dude...
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fallow
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*beams*
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tt&t
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[Confused]
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fallow
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Is this where I get kicked to the curb?

[Confused]
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tt&t
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This is where I roll on the floor laughing.

[ROFL]
[ROFL]
[ROFL]

[Evil]
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fallow
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WHAT?!?!?!

[Dont Know]

*sips pina colada*
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tt&t
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*gets another Red Bull & vodka (in a tall glass with lots of ice & a straw)*

I like this bar with the free-drink-ness. [Big Grin]

Company's none too bad, either. [Razz]
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fallow
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TT&T's got wings!
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tt&t
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You've no idea how appropriate that is. [Big Grin]
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fallow
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"mmm hmmm"
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tt&t
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*raises eyebrow*

Yes, just the one. Cos I can.

[Taunt]
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fallow
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in taffeta?
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tt&t
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In anything.
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fallow
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tell me more?!
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tt&t
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Here, have another drink.

*gets tequila, lemon & salt ready*
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fallow
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"Spinning over like a heavy-loaded fruit-tree."

[ March 28, 2004, 06:55 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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fallow
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you left?
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tt&t
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Nope.
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fallow
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pass the lemon, eh.
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tt&t
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*passes the lemon*

Do you want some tequila with that? Or just the lemon...
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fallow
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"just the lemon"

*stuffs in mouth and grins broadly*

[Big Grin]

That's a trick I learned.
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tt&t
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[ROFL]

Nice.

I wonder where the bartender got to?
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fallow
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I get the sense TA&QT mighta lost his/her wings>

lemons turn sour.

fallow
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foundling
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"saunters in like she owns the bar" (which she does)
Sorry guys, this bars got new managment. No more of this free drink crap. That'll be $7 a drink, please. And, sir, the sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service". A speedo does not qualify as appropriate.
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fallow
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*stares down into speedo-enmeshed lap*

"This is ridiculous!"
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tt&t
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She'll never lose her wings.

*has a Red Bull & ice*

No vodka this time, thanks. Got an essay to finish.
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fallow
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*stares deeply into tt&t's cup*

done?
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fallow
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holy carp! I AM the true thread-kiler. Dead in it's tracks!
PS. I think it's the spelling, or so I like to think.

[ March 28, 2004, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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tt&t
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Oops, sorry, I was showering & getting into my jammies.

It's time for me to depart into the sweet dreams of the innocent...

Yeah baby, it's bedtime! [Big Grin]
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enjoy

thanks for playing TT&T!!! much appreciated.

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fallow
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*eyes the lock on the door*

Say it ain't so!
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Stan the man
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Bars should never have locks

Ahhhhh. $7!!!! Sheesh, need to BYOB.

Oh well. White Russian, no ice, don't forget the cherry.
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Thanks Stan. You the man.

*pause*

hmm... Stan, there's nobody behind the bar?
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Stan the man
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Well then, I guess I won't forget the cherry.

*serves self drink. Since bar is not staffed , puts $7 dollars back in pocket.*

*Prepares next drink*

Where are the shot glasses? The clean ones.
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*finishes tying the top on the trash bag behind the bar*

Here's some.

*produces rack of freshly-washed shot glasses*
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Stan the man
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ooooh. Pulls out bottle of Tequila gold lable.

*Drools at sight of bottle.*

*Lines shot glasses side by side on bar top.*

*Decides that 10 ought to do it. Fills shot glasses w/ Tequila.*

*Saves worm for later*

One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor they say.

Want to give a try?
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*peels the label off the empty tequila bottle*

*lowers hand under the bar for flish to sniff*

"got the scent, buddy?"

*flish waggles a fin, then two*

"Yup!"
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*Rubs hands together real fast to warm them up.

*oops. Places sugared lemon at end for a chaser. (even tho I never chase Tequila IRL)

*Commences slamming down shots like its going out of style.

*Finishes all ten, bites into lemon.

*Lights cigarette, but passes out before first drag.

Tequila bottle is never empty. 'nother one under bar.

[ March 30, 2004, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Stan the man ]
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