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Topic: Pun un-Like A Pirate Night
Dan_raven
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Member # 3383
posted September 19, 2006 06:00 PM
In respect and admiration for "Talk Like A Pirate Day" I says we have our next Pun contest based on all things Piratical. How can you tell the North Sea Pirates? By the blue-beards and the shivering timbers.
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The Pixiest
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posted September 19, 2006 06:08 PM
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Dagonee
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Member # 5818
posted September 19, 2006 06:16 PM
What's with the guy who hijacked my Planter's delivery truck? Get him, laddies! He's drivin' me nuts!
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Glenn Arnold
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posted September 19, 2006 08:55 PM
How much did the pirate pay for his body piercings? A buck an ear.
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Swampjedi
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Member # 7374
posted September 19, 2006 09:48 PM
Did you hear about the woman who got her butt grabbed when a cutpurse stole her wallet? She shouted "He pinched me booty!" Ouch.
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DaisyMae
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posted September 19, 2006 09:54 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Gee, isn't that uncomfortable?" The pirate replies, "AAaarrggg, it's drivin' me nuts." Best. Joke. Ever.
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Shigosei
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Member # 3831
posted September 19, 2006 09:57 PM
I wanted to dress up as a pirate today, but I realized I had nothing that would make a good costume--not so much as an eye patch. So I wore my pi t-shirt instead. Watch out, e and i! The pi-rate is coming to pillage your towns!
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Dan_raven
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Member # 3383
posted September 20, 2006 12:45 PM
So I was walking down the street when the spirit of the day got to me. I started singing, "Yo Ho, Yo Ho" I got slapped 5 times. I got arrested, twice. I got 2 propositions I can not discuss here on Hatrack, but I think one was from a guy.
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erosomniac
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posted September 20, 2006 02:51 PM
What did the pirate when he went to China? SARRRRRRRS! Oh man, that joke will never stop being funny to me.
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