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Froot Loops is just as segregated as Cheerios. It is where they keep the colored cereal. You will notice that there are no Cheerio-toned loops in the box.
A breakfast cereal with true diversity in color, shape, size, and taste of its constituents is Granola. Oats, fruit, nuts, all co-existing in peace and harmony.
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The reason there aren't any Cheerios in the Froot Loops cereal is because the "Froot Loop" is the cereal-equivalent of a kindergartener: sugar-filled and covered with fingerpaint. The whole Froot Loop company is run by kindergarteners(notice their spelling capabilities?).
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No, the point is to be extremely immature while pretending to be trying not to be. For instance, it is immature of me to be quibbling over the point of the thread, but I type coherently so it looks like I am trying to mask my immaturity.
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INFADELS!!! everyone knows santa vacations in the bahamas during the summer . So it must have been a santa IMPOSTER that was killed. WHo could it be?!?!
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quote:Originally posted by Peter Howell: he said cold, not raw
There's no such thing as raw pizza, unless you have a meat pizza and never actually cook it, you fool. Cold pizza straight out of the fridge dominates.
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Bah...strait out of the fridge is for losers, jag offs and wankers. Real men put the box on top of the fridge overnight.
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you are obviously forgetting that you suck... and I rule... times a million, plus 1, divided by zero, so there! Neener Neener Neener!
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I'm going to report you to the Department of Nit-Picking Grammarians... *scribbles on clipboard* SO THERE!!!
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All those stupid cheerios are just racist jerks! Why all the tan-ness? Why not add a little colour? They are just racist, homophobic morons! And don't get me started on those froot loops! Why can't they stick to their own kind? Cereal is not supposed to mix like that! They are ruining the purity of the loops! It's unnatural! Man am I angry!!
(edit to say) I thought this debate died to early! What's wrong with everyone?! This is an important issue! Are you all crazy!?
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Can't speak for everyone, but yes, I am crazy. Thanks for asking. You have now undone years of expensive professional help. I hope you feel good about yourself.
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You are all crazy Communist Liberal Fascist Socialist Cheeriophobic Conservatives who want Bush to get into a wrestling match with Kerry's Stepson!
(see if that doesnt cause dissension he he he...)
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You're also all mutant trators to the will of Friend Computer. Please report to your mandatory reactor shielding duty at once.
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Mutant Commie traitors! You forgot the Commie part. Do you often forget things like that? Are you the memember of a secret society of Commie Computer haters?
I am submitting a full report on you to our friend the Computer.
Remember boys and girls, happiness is manditory.
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Breakfast is for the weak! Why, when I was a day younger than I am now, I'd get up 40 minutes after my alarm went off and be out the door and on my way to work 15 minutes later. Who has time to eat with a schedule like that?
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40 minutes after the alarm? Don't you know you're supposed to wait a full hour before you actually get up? Go out too early and you'll get cramps and die.
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french toast all the way. apple pancakes are good too. you put the dough in a pie bowl thing, add apples, and then bake it. it looks like a pizza with lots of crust.
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quote: Why, when I was a day younger than I am now, I'd get up 40 minutes after my alarm went off and be out the door and on my way to work 15 minutes later.
Luxury. When I was a day older I'd get up an hour before I set my alarm and be out the door a good five minutes before that.
And I've heard nasty, terrible things about people who eat bacon and eggs. You know...weird, perverted things, things "not done" in "normal" society.
*gets the willies*
You make me SICK.
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