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Alrighty, everybody welcome me here now, the names Darren, jus call me HOUSE. Im a bigtime Fan of Mr. Card's Novels and short stories, as im sure everybody here is. I am gonna be sticking to this website so you all better just bare your teeth and deal with me. Ill try to be a positive contributer to conversations on the forum.
[ May 02, 2006, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Deceased House ]
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One tip: I wouldn't leave your email address displayed like that, or it will almost certainly be spidered and added to a monster spam list.
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Wait... now I have to distinguish between a Dead_Horse and a Deceased Horse? Ahhh sticklebats.
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Uhhm lemme explain my name. I've "died" a few times, i was stabbed once, been in a coma, and have nearly overdosed...uhhm, well im called "House" as an old football name.
I feel rather foolish, having quite possible offended people on this site already, possibly even Mr. Card himself. If this is true, please accept this as an apology.
(and excuse my horrible grammar and punctuation)
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I am a bear, and as such, I am in the woods and the only interesting thing that happens is that I get involved in Reagan commercials every decade or so.
Yeah, I am in the woods, get over it.
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There's a house in one of the Gunslinger books that is pretty evil. You might say that it's alive. That's neither here, nor there really, since OSC wrote the Gunslinger series under his pen name Stephen King, in order to trick us all into getting our groove back.
Did I mention that I'm a very powerful bovine?
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I'm here to warn you. Warn you all about the Moose.
No one knows the hour of the Moose's advent, but I urge you... please. Prepare yourself against that day, for it is then that you shall truly learn what sort of man or woman you be.
Yes, I'm also new.
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[Edit] Of course, perhaps you believe you've figured out my plan for world domination, which begins with becoming moderator for a seemingly harmless message board? Out of curiosity, what would the next step be, in your opinion?
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