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JonnyNotSoBravo
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Rakeesh wrote: More simply put, you take your life in your hands when you pick someone to violate. They might be a sheep or they might be a ram.
- in the Ender and the Revolution thread. I thought it was hilarious that when he was trying to be all serious, he was talking about violating sheep and rams. [Eek!]
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Papa Moose
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Things are very parallel with males.
--BannaOj in "Dealing with race is about educating white folks."

Things are very perpendicular at times, too.

--Pop

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I also did well with making the two balls the same size...
--Farmgirl, Senses quiz
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Farmgirl
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I KNEW as soon as I wrote that, that probably someone couldn't let it pass....

but never figured it'd be you!
[Big Grin]

FG

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Pops has his mind in the gutter. [No No]
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Papa Moose
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Actually, I assumed you were quite aware of what you'd written, and that that was the reason for the ellipsis.

My mind is in the gutter, yes, but only because of its omnipresence. I can think high lofty thoughts at the exact same time that I'm noticing all the things people write that belong in this thread. The gutter thoughts are just simpler to post. No, really.

--Pop

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Farmgirl
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I use ellipsis in almost every post of mine, haven't you noticed?

It has something to do with my thought processes working that way. Like some songs that just fade off at the end..... and never really end.

Farmgirl

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Papa Moose
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What I'm saying is that I thought the reason for your thought processes to be working that way in that sentence was because you were fully aware of how it would sound out of context, not that I think any sentence using ellipses is or contains a double-entendre. Heck, I use ellipses all the time, and, um....
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mackillian: bowing near sex gods could be dangerous.
MaccabeusTheMad: Er...good point.

Not so much out of context as just hilarious. Ah, Hatrack Chat, how I love thee.
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"I would totally wear a tinfoil hat while doing it."

-pH, chat

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This is actually pretty much in context, but still it seemed funny to me.

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fugu13 (8:02:30 PM): I sometimes wish i would score
-Hatrack chat
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pH
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IceDragon60: Bam! Lets do some pollination!
IceDragon60: I'll put my pistol in your stamen.

From chat.

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Wow, I've seen some flowery prose before...

[Monkeys]

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Koga
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I wonder how we ended up with two of these threads [Confused]

Actually I don't wonder how it happened, I'm pretty sure someone just couldn't find one so they made a new one instead of searching, but still explains why I kept thinking there were posts in this thread and then couldn't find them. [Razz]

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Heh. And Pop once more demonstrates why I'm attracted to him.
Lalo at last admits his feelings for Papa Moose in the Edward = Teddy thread.
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quote:
Saving Ryan's Privates
Banna in the man love in the movies thread - you just wanted to see if we were paying attention, didn't you? [Big Grin]

[ January 28, 2004, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]

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Save it, Annie. He'll die sometime, and you'll be ready!

--rivka in More Anniework
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I might have to go home for lunch today.
zgator in Superbowl Halftime -- did I see what I think I saw , after being bombarded by women talking about their bras popping open.

Not so much Out of Context, but still really random and funny.

[ February 03, 2004, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]

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Noemon
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"Yeah, the which between system and tends should be a that."

Kat, in the Is "quiestic" a word thread (although she's now gone back in and put in quotation marks that make that sentence make a lot more sense, when she first typed it it was pretty much a word salad.

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The reason being that I am quite a bit older than you, and it is a simple fact of life that I can't push my body as hard and as fast as I used to. I don't want to risk serious injury by doing so. I can't pretend to be 18 anymore, now that I'm over 40. My 18 year old son is a great "coach" for me, extremely demanding, but. . . .
--Farmgirl, Marathon dreams. It took me a while to decide where to begin and end the quotation, too -- it was like a marathon in itself. *smile*
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::bump::
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Ruth beats me often enough that I have to enjoy it while it lasts.

-- Jon Boy, in sakeriver's Is something weird going on at Hatrack? thread


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Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen my gramma go at it.
PSITeleport in Scrabble
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Goat, that was uncalled for. [Razz]
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"and this time i won't press the handcuffs"
-Rappin' Ronnie Reagan in chat.

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IN CLUE! won't press the handcuffs IN CLUE!
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Papa Moose
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There's a rhythm to it and I just don't... get it... [Confused]
Synesthesia, On Socialization and Normality
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Bob_Scopatz: I'll be creeping people out in the produce aisle.
quote:
UofUlawguy: You can't go wrong with scandalous lingerie.
In the Valentine's Day Romance thread.
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Papa Moose
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Even when I got bit on the as...er derriere by a German Shepherd.

I just hate things that hurt my sweetie!

--Dagonee, A Monumental Sequence of Stupidity (More News Added)
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Dave didn't think it would grow to that size
Ben, in AIM chat
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Mr Pointy has started to look seductively appealing.
From CT, who should really know better.
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i think ruth might be onto something. or ophelia.
Jon Boy will not be pleased.

Or maybe he'll be very pleased.

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[Eek!] Jon, keep your wife under control!
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i assure you, frisco, there is no insult i can think of worse than quoting me on this vile imposter thread. [Frown]
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Slash the Berserker (who may eat you -- just sit back and enjoy it)
CT in her new FAQ

[ March 04, 2004, 11:08 AM: Message edited by: T. Analog Kid ]

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I'll take all comers.

mack in the ChoppedLiver thread.

Of course, that *may* have been IN context.

[Eek!]

PS--mack, you are ruining my delicate post count. Stop being funny.

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Dang! Jexx beat me to it!
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Ha!

I beat Bob_Scopatz at something!

Gloating about it is worth damaging my delicate post count.

*grin*

I'd like to thank Bob_Scopatz for this opportunity to shine in the Hatrack Spotlight of One-Upmanship, and most importantly, I would like to thank mack for giving me the quote that got me here.

*bows and wipes a tear*

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quote:
"When I push down on it or wiggle it there's slight pain."
quote:
"Seems like after a while, you would beat me as much as I beat you"
-Xavier in private chat
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Stabnacious isn't a word. But it should be.

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posted April 07, 2004 08:07 PM
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I would've taken more than his finger.
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I thought you were taken, mack.....

[ROFL] [ROFL] [Evil] [Evil] [Taunt]

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me too.....i just wanted to pop in.....
Kwea in Hatrack Chat
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Kwea says the funniest things in chat... [Smile]
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seen
DaGoat12345: I never got it either. My parents just used a toilet paper tube and a dough roller (or whatever the technical name for that is).
that tt kiwi: !!

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It's a small, delicate thing anyway. If you played with it, you might've broken it.

-Lalo in chat

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TT&T on AIM:

Well, I will just have to measure you when I meet you.

And I, for my part, will not complain a bit.
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Whoops. This is the imposter thread, isn't it. Sorry, celia! *snort*
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*gropes around in the dark for the secret latch*
Skillery, in LOTR Wenches' Tavern
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BannaOj: I think my shred went to a good cause
chatting
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"If I had Paul The German in my class and I didn't think he was dumb as a brick, then I'd ask him for help, if I thought I needed it. Except that he's dumb as a brick. And he's not in my classes."
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