quote: Movie Man -- can sit through any film and instantly tell you what's wrong with it. Single-handedly destroys the enjoyment of everyone within earshot.
Created for my CommericaL Art class my seinor year, CUASB sas the power to create "art" out of found materials such as dirt and sticks, and to stubbornly insist that they are masterpieces. He aquired his powers when his elementry school cut it's art department funding in half.
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You know how lizards can lose a tail and then regrow it? Well, this founded my idea for Lizard Limb Boy! He's pretty useless. All he can do is lose his limbs and then regrow them. And when he's startled, they tend to just fall off on his own. So when someone slams a door, or blows a horn, he falls into a heap of limbs.
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Hey everyone, my teenage brothers have recently been obsessed with this site. I went to check it out and it reminded me of this thread. It's actually kind of fun, you can create your own special image of your crappy super hero.
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Ah! My fiancee and I have come up with Follically Challenged Man and his crime-fighting side-kick Phallically Challenged Man! Of course, these would be the sons of Mid-Life-Crisis Man in his um...endeavors with the fast sports car.
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