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Mordric
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Yeah, it's me you cheapskates. And even though you refuse to acknowledge me, I'm going to see that you two pay all the back child support you owe me. I'm looking for a lawyer right now!

And for those of you who are clueless, I'm addressing Morbo and Godric! I'll acknowledge them with a FAT LAWSUIT!!!!!

I wish it didn't have to come to this. Thanks, Dads. [Mad]

[ August 19, 2003, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: Mordric ]
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Rahl22
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Turns out, child support is not paid to the children themselves. Actually, your supporting parent would receive the payment so as to lessen the costs of your upbringing.

Maybe you should just sue for emotional distress.
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Mordric
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Yeah, I'd settle for that. As long as they get to PAY!!!
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[ROFL]
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Mordric
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What are you laughing at eslaine? Do you think this is funny? [Roll Eyes]

Pay up Dads. Don't make me come find you. [Mad]
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Mordric. If you really need to find your Dads, they've been playing in the game theory thread... [Evil]
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Mordric
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Thanks, but what I really seem to need is that Bob the Lawyer guy. Maybe I can issue a summons.
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Godric
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[Roll Eyes]
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Morbo
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First off, courts issue summons, not whiny little punks. Second, Godric is my loyal vassal, so any improprieties would constitute sexual harrassment. Next, I don't know what mommy has told you, but I've never met the lying slattern. I cannot speak for Godric, he does get around. Please relay all this to your brother Godbo.

Lastly, fairly funny thread. But who are you really?

[ August 20, 2003, 06:23 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Morbo
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I'll bet you're Mordric Jackalope [Razz]
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Maybe it's cowboyfeng1. Remember that thread where he registered as Morbo and tried to get everyone to guess who he was?

Oh wai
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Morbo
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No, it's not me. One identity guessing game was enough for me.
Did anyone ever figure out who Kaiser Soze was?
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Okay, where's the baby diddy?
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The baby is probably sleeping. Growing children need their rest.
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Mordric
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Yeah, Dads. Post while I was gone.

I waited around here for hours. Neglect me, just as you always have!

And, by the way, I need the Lawyer to petition the judge to summon your sorry but.

One night of fun, but were either of you responsible enough to help me grow up? Deadbeats.

And Godric, roll your eyes at me now, because you'll have a court frickin' order soon that will keep your eye-rollin' to yourself! [Mad]
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Godric
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[Laugh] Mordric.

[Roll Eyes]
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Mordric--> [Wall Bash] [Taunt] <--me and my bulletproof legal defenses
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