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Telpy, honey, getting a little over-eager here?
Hey, anyone got a good way to get rid of snails and slugs from the garden without using beer? What with me being LDS and the big hairy bloke I'm living with being Muslim, neither of us likes dealing with alcohol (and he can't have it in the house or touch it or, you know. That stuff.)
And please, don't say diatomaceous earth. I don't know if I can even get that here. I'll be looking, I know about it, but does it exist here, or is it only a western construct? Only time will tell . . .
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