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Topic: Hatrack Is Butt-numbingly Slow
mackillian
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posted September 09, 2003 12:27 AM
...and Ralphie has the most wonderfully flat butt there is.
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Toni
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posted September 09, 2003 12:27 AM
No, you were suppose to credit me in flattering ways. You have failed in your mission.
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 09, 2003 12:28 AM
Can you tell us how you really feel, Mac?
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LadyDove
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posted September 09, 2003 12:29 AM
Oops, I see the problem. She thought you wanted to be spoken of in "flattening" ways.
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Toni
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posted September 09, 2003 12:31 AM
Toni says, "You see, mack, we're putting flattering comments of Toni in ALL the posts she gives you the titles to.... Did you GET that memo?" "I'll make sure you get another copy of the memo."
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Toni
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posted September 09, 2003 12:32 AM
Oh, and Erik - get your booticus on AIM and into Hatrack Chat, goober.
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mackillian
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posted September 09, 2003 12:34 AM
Ralphie is the best cheetos lover ever.
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newfoundlogic
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posted September 09, 2003 12:34 AM
Actually it goes plenty fast when I don't want it to. Isn't Murphy's Law wonderful?
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Toni
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posted September 09, 2003 12:35 AM
Yes, well mack - I do like to think I'm dedicated. nfl - I know. Stupid Law. Be less Murphyish.
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LadyDove
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posted September 09, 2003 12:36 AM
Toni most definitely has a way with Cheetos.
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Morbo
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posted September 09, 2003 01:12 AM
Morbo has awoken! Prepare to be dazzled.
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saxon75
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posted September 09, 2003 01:37 AM
numbitude(head) >= numbitude(butt)
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tonguetied&twisted
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posted September 09, 2003 05:33 AM
Hatrack is always slow at the times I can come online. ::SIGH:: ::Louder SIGH:: ::Sulks::
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Damien
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posted September 09, 2003 05:35 AM
Yeeeeeeeup...
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katharina
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posted September 09, 2003 10:53 AM
I want some chee-tos.
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PSI Teleport
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posted September 09, 2003 11:17 AM
I has been pretty slow lately.
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Damien
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posted September 10, 2003 12:55 AM
**COUGH**
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LadyDove
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posted September 10, 2003 12:58 AM
::hands Damien a cherry flavored cough drop::
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Damien
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posted September 10, 2003 12:59 AM
Mmmmmmm....my favorite, thank you.
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Da_Goat
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posted September 10, 2003 01:05 AM
I usually use it at night (Arizona, USA time), so it isn't too slow for me because I use it when most people are sleeping. If it is slow, though, I just surf other sites while I wait for the pages to load. Oh, and I haven't really ever had my butt go numb. The only time any part of my body has gone numb was when it was naked in the cold. Sadly, I wear pants too often for this too happen to my buttox. I would appreciate an in-depth explanation of how it feels, though.
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tonguetied&twisted
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posted September 10, 2003 02:28 AM
quote: If it is slow, though, I just surf other sites while I wait for the pages to load. I don't mean that kind of slow, I mean no one posts anything new, and I've already read and replied to anything I wanted to read and reply to. *SIGH* I imagine it is because everyone is sleeping.
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rivka
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posted September 10, 2003 03:29 AM
Sleeping? Wazzat?
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Damien
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posted September 10, 2003 04:14 AM
Sleep is for quitters.
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