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Sorry, Toni. You can't trample my expression of my faith like that. Ender wouldn't want people to have to go all the way to another thread to buy souvenirs.
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But do not soil and damage a beautiful and refined thing with your merchanteering. I don't want to start a Holy War over this. We are voting on a High Bumper even now.
Let the Thread guide us, not not attempt to guide the thread.
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Toni, I'm only doing what Ender would want. You're free to worship in your own way, but don't deny people the freedom to look back fondly upon their visit to the thread by preventing them from purchasing a "Welcome to Hell" snowglobe at ridiculously low prices.
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No one's challenging your right to be High Bumperess, Toni, although potential supplicants might want to consider your naked ambition for the position; still, if you're called to Ender, who am I to say otherwise?
All I'm asking for is the right to make a little profit helping people be happy. Trust me; there's no overlap at all between that and religion.
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Why choose? I like to think that my twinkling lights help to bring out the highlights of even the most pedestrian of bloody libations.
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The foul smell of natural gas used in cooking and heating is due to the fuel not being allowed to circulate properly in the kitchen, thus becoming "stale". To maintain freshness, allow gas to run for approximately two minutes before being lit.
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quote:No one's challenging your right to be High Bumperess, Toni, although potential supplicants might want to consider your naked ambition for the position; still, if you're called to Ender, who am I to say otherwise?
You know, for the life of me I can't seem to think of any other times that "Toni" and "naked" have been used in the same sentence.
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Of course, shortly after this thread came out, Toni left us forever. I feel partly responsible.
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I REMEMBER that lovely morning on Hatrack when these two threads were the hot commodity. For this to be funny we have to find the other one where Tom set up his merchandise counter.
I love good bumpage like this!
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