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Ralphie
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quote:
We've worked far too long to break Tom of his "j/k [Smile] " habit for you to come along and mess with it now.
Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

For those of you who do not get Tom's sense of humor, let me please explain something to you: he will never deliberately be offensive or caustic in a thread about something as irrelevant as clothes - yes IRRELEVANT.

For those who think you know him oh-so-much, you are not using your keen powers of observation and perception picking up things the rest of of us are not. Think whatever you want to about Tom, but he is NOT A BASTARD. While he will not back down about topics he feels are important, he is generally extremely diplomatic and actually cares *shock* what people think enough to couch his words carefully.

Am I making this thread because I care about your feelings? No.

Am I making this thread because I care about Tom's feelings? Maybe a little.

Am I making this thread because we just finally broke Tom of the habit of making a feaking "j/k" and happy face after all his jokes? YES, by god. YES.

Stop with the freaking about about Tom, or so help me I WILL come over there.

[ September 23, 2003, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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Hobbes
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Will you bring cheese?

Hobbes [Smile]

[ September 23, 2003, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

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Hear hear!! (to Ralphie's post, not to the cheese!!) [Wink]

[ September 23, 2003, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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Ralphie
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Hobbes - Maybe. But don't make me use my cheese on you. You won't like it.
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Hmmm. Cheese. I wonder what the cafeteria is serving for lunch today?
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Hobbes
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Would you let me eat it instead of having you "use" the cheese. I mean, how do you even "use" cheese? It's a food. A darn good food!

Hobbes [Smile]

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Ralphie: You're doing great! Now follow up with the old, "I will turn this Forum AROUND!"... Gets those kids to shut up every time... [Big Grin]
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Hobbes
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*Is actively not making Ralphie come over here*

[Razz] [Wink] [Razz]

[Kiss]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Sal
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:: goes to look for an arbitrary chance for TomD-harrassment ::

I don't even mind the cheese...

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Thread title: Don't Make Me Come Over There.

First comment from Ralphie: Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

<Relieved this isn't....>

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Sal
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[Big Grin]
Pop, that's what I thought, too. I just didn't dare to say it...

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Oh my goodness...
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Ralphie
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HOLY FLARKING SCHNIT!!! [Eek!]

[No No]

[ September 23, 2003, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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pooka
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Who is the quote by? I'm lost... Do I actually have to read more of the forum? Are you saying there are people out there who don't always yield to anyone with a higher post count? This is deeply shocking to me. [Cry]
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Christy
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Eeep! Don't make ME come over there! I'm on to you, woman!

*stakes claim on her husband in very big signs with bright colors*

*seconds the opinion that Tom is not a bastard*
*will come after any who say otherwise*

*notes that Tom's humor is usually pretty deadpan in person, too*

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katharina
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*grin* Does this mean we have to call off the kidnapping plan?
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Tom MY arch nemesis

J/K [Smile]

[Hat]

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Head Ditch Digger
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Let me get this straight, if I say Tom is a mean old fart (The clean version), I would have not one but two women chasing after me.

















Tom, You're a mean old fart

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Rita Spankmistress
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I got your back Ralphie.

Rita brandishes her riding crop threateningly

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Ralphie
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Christy - Oh, sweetie. He is SO all yours.

However, he's much, much funnier when he doesn't write "j/k [Smile] " and since I worship at the shrine of funny, I cannot allow any impediments as this would be sacreligious.

HDD - [Razz]

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::Would be very, ver afraid if Rita were to announce that she had my "back"::
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Christy
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[ROFL]
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When Tom doesn't add the j/k, I get to feel all superior and stuff if I get the joke. If I don't see anything funny, I can remain blissfully unaware of my lack of wit. It's a win-win situation for me.
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Christy
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zgator, imagine what its like in real life! [Big Grin] I must say there are a lot of times I'm blissfully ignorant. I practically jump up and down when I catch references. [Blushing]
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Ralphie
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Since Rita is my creation, though in the hands of another, if she has my 'back' is that officially onanism?

:: ponders ::

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Noemon
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I'd say so, yes.

You'll go blind Ralphie, blind! Is that what you want?

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katharina
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Please, think of the kittens.
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Head Ditch Digger
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MMMMM kittens.

*drools*

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Ralphie
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Sometimes I wonder if HDD is right in the noggin'.
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Head Ditch Digger
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Stop wondering.

It really depends on which voice has the control at that moment.

There are two that I know of, but you would have to ask the others, they may know of more.

[ September 23, 2003, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

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Soooo... Tom is not a bastard. I agree with this now, but it took me a very long time to relize it... He's a Jerk!
[Wink] j/k
rofl at the irony.

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jerk being the third derivative of distance

AJ

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I love it, AJ, but how many people do you think will get it?
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you did! [Wink] AJ
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banna, i don't even know how to respond to that.
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So, if Tom is jerk that means he has the integral of anyone on this forum. Except, perhaps, m^2. Who I'm going to call (1/3)m^3 + c from now on.

[ September 24, 2003, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Bob the Lawyer ]

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You know what's sad? I know just enough physics to know what the third derivative of distance IS -- the rate of change in acceleration -- but apparently not enough to know why that's funny in connection with me and the word "jerk."

*hides face in hands*

I used to be a geek. I did.

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Saxon, stop getting the others to join in you being a wet blanket.

[ September 24, 2003, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

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If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.
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I am sure you could expound on the properties of dark matter.
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*phew* Tom, I thought I was somehow calculating the derivative wrong! (And since I'm really supposed to be studying for the actuary test right now, that would be BAD.)
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Jerk is just the name for the change in acceleration.

Hobbes [Smile]

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I no longer wonder why I majored in social work.

[Razz]

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