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Pat
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Patsy is a, well. a Patsy.

And it's a she. A very BAD she.

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Head Ditch Digger
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How BAD is she?
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Deirdre
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Eh? Why's that?
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Sal
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Is she, like, BAD bad, or just plain bad?

And is Pat NOT a she??

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saxon75
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The lady protests too much, methinks.
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T_Smith
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Um...

Get thee to a nunnery?

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Kayla
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I'm glad you cleared that up, Pat. I thought Patsy was jeniwren, but that one post really threw me.
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Patsy
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Pat, you just wish you'd gotten this nick first. Don't be jealous. [Taunt]

And this nick is so male.

edited to remove something that might have been found offensive to a few.

[ September 23, 2003, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: Patsy ]

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Kayla
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http://www.patsycline.com/
http://www.patsyclairmont.com/
http://www.nmranchland.com/
http://www.patsycalton.org.uk/

You know, I don't think I've ever heard of a male Patsy.

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Pat
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Except in Monty Python and the Holy Grail....

But other than that...

What Kayla said.

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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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suuuuuuuuuure
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Kayla
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Well, think about that. You know those Monte Python guys. Heck, most of them were hardly guys to begin with! I mean, they're British for heaven's sake!
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T_Smith
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I find Patsy to be less female related than Patty. People really should know that if it's a guy, it's Paddy.
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Pat
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And if anyone plans on registering those names, I will kill them.

(which means that everyone is going to go right out and do it, right?)

Well, I'm here to say that registering a name that isn't you're only Hatrack username is not only so yesterday, but it's not funny anymore.

It was funny when I made it chic, but it's not anymore.

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Zevlag
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LOL

Another name problem for Pat.

muwahahaha!

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Patricia
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And then there are REALLY BAD females. [Evil Laugh]
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Pat
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Go away Patricia.
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Patsy
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Admit it, Pat...deep in your heart, you love me. *bats eyelashes, then remembers that this self is not female*
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Pat
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But if I think you're really jeniwren, then I guess it's ok.
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Saruman
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Pat, not everything is about you. Get over yourself.
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Pat
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How about,

"Everything isn't about you."

Fewer words, sounds nicer.

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rivka
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. . . means something entirely different . . .
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Ralphie
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When Pat goes on these little alternick conversations with himself, I start wondering if I somehow drove him to this by years of cruelty and started feeling guilty.

(j/k [Wink] )

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Saruman
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I'm pretty sure Pat was born this way.
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BelladonnaOrchid
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I don't know-I'm pretty convinced that Pat had to go through some sort of life changing event, that slowly formed alternate nicks that he spoke with...

...so Gollum-esque

(edit: finally remembered how to spell -esque)

[ September 24, 2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: BelladonnaOrchid ]

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Head Ditch Digger
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I will attest, Pat's been like this since he was a teenager.
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Dragon
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That's what I was thinking too Belladonna, only Pat isn't as cute as Gollum...
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Trogdor the Burninator's Mom
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Oh, but Trogdor is! And you're a pretty cute dragon yourself!

I'm so proud of my boy.

Trogdor [Kiss]

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Stop it Mom. You're embarrassing me.
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Trogdor the Burninator's Mom
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*ties big pink bow around Trogdor's neck*

Now, you don't mean that! Your so darn cute!

*sigh*

They grow up so fast!

[Group Hug] Trogdor [Group Hug]

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**burninates mother**
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Trogdor the Burninator's Mom
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*giggles uncontrollably*

Now, son, you know I'm ticklish! [Kiss]
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Head Ditch Digger
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As much as I like the idea of people tormenting Pat. This is making me cringe.
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Patty
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What's wrong with you people. [Roll Eyes]
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