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I just applied to the Hatrack Celebrity Deathmatch Commitee for a 4 way battle:
John Lennon Billy Joel Donny Osmond And that Bono guy.
Tickets go on sale, 2 hours after approval, assuming I get approved.
All proceeds go to the "Rockstars of Hatrack" fund. Christ, you know it ain't easy trying to raise funds for us Rockstars.
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I'm with Billy on this one; it'd be nice to have a match just between us four, and it would be great entertainment for everyone. People have been dying to see this for months now, and it's far beyond the time to give it to them, you know?
This match is going to be bigger than OSC.
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Feeling the PRESSURE, Donny? Still feel like you're a BIG SHOT? Well, Donny, I've been waiting for this FOR THE LONGEST TIME, so SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD cause Billy's comin' to town.
HRS, winner can take on Saruman all by himself. This one is exclusive to us four.
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As officiator of all Hatrack Celebrity Deathmatches, I approve this fight and set the time and location for 10:00pm MST, here, with everyone invited to watch. Get ready to rumble, boys.
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Billy's just scared. He wants to talk to Captain Jack before we kill him, heck, even I want to talk to Captain Jack before the match. But that's no excuse, Billy. You're a coward. But if I have to wait till 5:00 MST tomorrow to do this, then so be it.
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Um, OK Billy. I'll be sure to notify the official committee.
Hey wait, I am the official committee!
Well, I'll let it slide this once, but remember, all other deathmatch requests must be submitted in writing 48 hours in advace. And notarized. And throw in a $75.00 processing fee.
And I am currently taking applications for referee, seeing as my own perfectly objective judgement, though sure to be unbiased, may suffer from a little impropriety were I to judge this match. You know, being Bono's personal favorite fan and fashion advisor and all.
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Hey now Annie, I am the Official Hatrack Deathmatch Regulating Committee Chair, as my name implies . . . get offa my turf! or you and me will have to have our OWN deathmatch
Oh and guys, the paperwork has finally gone through - your *Official* Deathmatch is on!
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So-called?? what is this so-called you speak of? I'm OFFICIAL , and you know it! You're just jealous I beat you in the Committee elections *pies Annie in the face*
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Ryuko, look at this. I don't even need to fight you. I can just kill you with my beauty. But if we did fight, I would soooooo win.
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rivka! was it YOU that started that *pat pat* thing??? That makes me laugh all every time someone does it!
Icarus, don't worry, I don't WANT another user name...I just remember the Hatrack Historical Research archive thread...remember that? Well Khavanon found that one month had a bunch of new users registered...and I pointed out that that was also the month that the "Applications to be a Hatrack Horseman of the apocalypse" thread had been going strong. I thought it was hilarious!!
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I hear that maybe Bono is busy tomorrow. Like, maybe he's writing a French lit paper. But I'll try to work things out with his manager and get him there on time. Yeah.
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*pies Annie in the face*
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at all of you. I needed that.
