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I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he said the steaks were too high.
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Waddya think of those guernseys they roll patients around in? And those udderly ridiculous things they make them wear when they ride 'em?
(Rawhide - fond memories - followed by the best rendition of "Stand by Your Man" ever - by the Blues Brothers.)
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Noemon, the topic's been ground down enough, you think? Rare is the person who can chew up something this tough so thoroughly.
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Truth be told, though, it's a perfectly legitimate pun, so I expect that my last volly barely even grazed you, sndrake.
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::has a flash of inspiration, puts on a jersey that is the same color as Brinestone's, hoping that she'll think I'm on her team and not roast me::
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::groans:: That was bad, sndrake. You've done it now; she's going to attack us like she was storming the beach at Normande.
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quote: There's a full moon in the pasture tonight Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white The average guy finds so much beauty in its light But I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Now I'm stuck
It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman He was a werecow Moo moo moo He was a werecow Moo moo moo
By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Moo moo moo
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If you guys don't stop posting songs with horrible puns in their lyrics, Brinestone and her gang are going to 'angus.
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Cheeses people, these are the wurst puns I've herd in a long (horn) time.
The bull--er--droppings are piled up pasture forehead. The Udder-ly cow-ardly mewings are mooooving me to hoof it over to another thread. If I horn may way out of here, with the rest stampede behind me?
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I thought Cow Pies were grass pies made for our friend the Cow?
If I made chocolate chip cookies in animal shapes, would the cow shape cookies be called "Cow Chip Cookies"
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I might get flamed for this, but I suppose I should just bite the Bull et and post it.
In all seriousness, I've got some friends who raise beef cattle. They like to name the poor guys too. Last year we had a lot of meat from "Arby" and this year we've got something else, but I forget his name.
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Many thanks to all who have posted hereford. I have just spent 2 days nursing a new calf through a rough delivery. He was presenting upside-down and is so big he had to be ratcheted out of his dam by the vet. This morning he finally learned to suck. I am sore and bruised all over. And his mother butted me in the head before I was convinced to separate them. She was punting him all over the place and beating him against a gate. Stupid mother. Anyway, we are all in prime condition this morning.
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