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It's Honesty weekend in my Philosophy class and I have to tell the complete and total truth until tomorrow morning. I've had a serious lack of interesting experiences so I place myself on the Hatrack Chopping Block: Ask me a question, any question, and I will either give you a true answer or find a really good way to evade the question.
Ok, lets just say this: if she fully answers that question, I will do one of these myself as soon as I get home today. I don't want her to feel in the spot light that much. Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
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I am not. We are in no way related. We just act like it sometimes.
Are you free friday night?
This friday is Halloween, so I'll be doing stuff with my floor and the guys in my ward. So no, I'm not.
Would you go to the prom with me?
No.
What is your biggest regret that you don't mind sharing?
In High School I was a part of the colorguard that performed with the marching band. My last year I was asked to be captain. About two days later the other girls decided to mutiny and not do a single thing I asked them. I backed down. I still wish I'd just stood up to them.
What's your most embarrassing sexual fantasy?
If I told you, I'd feel embarrassed, and that's the Gods-honest truth.
Do you love me?
No.
Do I what?!
Umm...I don't know.
Are you really related to RRR in ANY WAY?
No. We were just messing with you that one time. Sorry.
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Dude, I'll sing to her, that's easy. I sing all the time. And plus since I got into that band today I'll be going on tour this spring, so I'll be singing to like, hundreds of people.
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Do you really hate being called sarcasmo, or do you like it even though you pretend to hate it?
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Is it true that you once saved seventeen Peruvian orphans from the fifth floor of a burning building using a handmade ladder you made entirely of duct tape in four and a half minutes?
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Frisco, did she make the ladder in 4.5 minutes? Or save the orphans in that amount of time? Or both?
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I can't help it, I have to put this forward.
Muppet has already failed her truth weekend, she lied to me last night. She told me she knew who Holden Caufield was and really she had to google for it. I'm sorry muppet, the people had to know. It's a sad world.
I know what you're REALLY asking and I'm sorry, AR, but I just don't think it'll work. I don't ever want to tell my kids that I met their dad over the internet. We can be friends, though.
Is it true that you once saved seventeen Peruvian orphans from the fifth floor of a burning building using a handmade ladder you made entirely of duct tape in four and a half minutes?
umm...no. No on all counts.
Would you ever date me?
see answer #1 of this post.
What's your deepest darkest secret?
My deepest darkest secret is that I'm hiding a very deep and dark secret.
Why are you repeating the questions as you answer them?
cuz I feel like it.
Boxers or briefs?
panties.
what's your phone number?
I don't really want to say.
What's the one thing you're most afraid of?
I suppose the only thing that's ever bothered me is heights. Sometimes, at the top of a really high escalator, I freeze up and can't step down. It's really weird. Once I'm on it's no problem, it's just that first step...
What do you really think of me?
I think you deserve to be related to me.
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From your name, I assume you're two (or one of the two) old men that sit on a balcony and shout rude remarks at other muppets. Is this true? If it is, did you start doing this out of jealousy for getting a minor part, or fury for having too much of a part?
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What was your first impression upon talking to me. This means things like: did I look/sound/act like you thought I would?
I know I surprised Annie a bit, and undoubtedly, I was different from what Jon, Jenni, Ruth, Amanda, and Jon 2 had expected.
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Muppet, I am shocked and chagrined. Who ever said I would want to be the father of your children? Such a scary thought. Sheesh. You shouldn't assume you know what I am talking about, very few people ever actually do.
tsk tsk. I am very dissapointed in you. For one thing, I could never marry someone who had never heard of JD Salinger.
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We didn't miss much--your opinion would probably be at least weird, if not downright evil, Celia. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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I see what you mean Bok, and I thought that myself. But announcing your weekend of honesty to hundreds on an internet forum was probably not in the assignment. Also, the assignment could just be to not utter an untruth, not neccesarly to spill your guts to any random question. I try to be as honest as possible to people, but when snoopy questioners persist of course I evade them, as does almost everybody. If Xavier or anybody else asked me that personal question he or she would be lucky to get only an evasion. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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AR, I condemn you to be obssesed with a hack writer who only had one mediocre book in him---oh, wait, you already are! JD
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You know Morbo, I was gonna let you off the hook, but not anymore. You'll pay for that one. Besides, I know a number of people who might say that same thing about Mr. Card, and we are all on his website.
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