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Mr.Funny
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OK, Jatraqueros! This is the thread where YOU come up with new and interesting variations on the Jatraquero name. I'll start up with one:

Splatraqueros: Hatrackers who go skydiving without a parachute.

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fatraqueros: hatrackers who type with one hand and eat cookies cake and ice cream with the other. [Wave]
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playaqueros--anybody who starts a "what hatrack needs are personals" thread is a potential playaquero. Don't be a playaquero hater.

teacheraqueros
mentoraqueros
animeraqueros

lawyeraqueros
doctoraqueros
huggeraqueros
flufferaqueros

postwhoraqueros

debateraqueros
ranteraqueros
rambleraqueros
formeraqueros

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Of course, there is always the Chatraqueros, who are on AIM/Parachat all the time.
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Flatraqueros -- sceennames invented for the sake of either humor or deception and have only one notable characteristic.

Spatraqueros -- pairs of Hatrackers who prefer to argue with each other, no matter the topic.

Statraqueros -- Hatrackers who use extensive google-searching to provide statistics to bolster their arguments.

Dratraqueros -- Hatrackers who can't convince anyone of the validity of their arguments, and leave in a huff.

Gnatraqueros -- pesky Hatrackers who add nothing to conversations, but won't go away.

Hotraqueros -- Make your own list, but if it doesn't include Ralphie then it's not complete.

I like this. I'll try to think of more later.

--Pop

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Tresopax
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Catraqueros - the many cats of Hatrackers
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Papa Moose
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Shoot -- I was about to do Catraqueros, though with a different definition.

Patraqueros -- people with over 30 screennames.

Ratraqueros -- people who use the whistle-blower icon a little too much?

Satraqueros -- people who remain in front of their computer hitting refresh every 20 seconds.

Bratraqueros -- annoying siblings.

Fratraqueros -- Hatrackers who talk about nothing other than their college experiences.

Scatraqueros -- All hatrackers who have left.

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Shabbatraqueros -- those who don't post between Friday sundown and Saturday sundown.

Iraqueros -- those arguing over the current war?

Batraqueros -- the people who care anything about the Marlins winning?

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JatWhackeros -- Mafia.

Huevos Raqueros -- those who don't debate themselves, but egg others on.

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Nato
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Hatraquero - A Hatracker with a hat.

(Disclaimer: This picture, found on Google Image Search is not of a real Hatraquero. I think this guy is a math professor.)

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The Rabbit
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LOTRaqueros - Tolkien - Card addicts.
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Morbo
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AIIIiiiieee! Moose, you're blowing me out of the water here!! Now I know how Jake felt when Doc Webster toed the line on Pundays in Spider Robinson's Callahan series.

Gatraqueros--anti-gun control hatrackers.
phatraqueros--hatrackers who are the shiznizz.
lapraqueros--laptop using hatrackers.

[ October 28, 2003, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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How about a sports team:

The Hatrack River Sturgeons:

The Jatraquero Tidal Wave.

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This reminds me of the Jabba Joke. I'll have to do another thread if I ever reach the stature of Minionee. It would go more like this:

What do you call a Jatraquero who wears an ascot by day and a black cape by night?

Batraquero

What do you call a potty mouthed Jatraquero?

Cacatraquero

What do you call a bad rhyming Jatraquero?

D'oh! traquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who is unaccustomed to eating beans but does so one day?

Flatraquero

What do you call a Klingon feast for Jatraqueros?

Gaghtraquero

no H duh

What do you call the disembodied soul of a Vulcan Jatraquero?

Katraquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who can do unlimited pull ups?

Latraquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who teaches Art at the college level?

M.A.traquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who doesn't know where to draw the line?

nastraquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who can cook great pies and cookies from scratch?

pastry-quero

What do you call someone who is mostly on Ornery but stops by occasionally?

Quasitraquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who likes to get Irie with the Gonga weed?

Rastaquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who likes to lord their perfect 1600 over others?

SATraquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who likes to throw around obscure Sanskrit vocabulary?

Tatparusha-traquero

What do you call an extra large capacity food grade Jatraquero?

Vatraquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who mmm mmm mmmm

What? traquero

What do you call a pregnant Jatraquero?

Xpectraquero

What do you call a Jatraquero who really likes Gilligan's Island?

Yachtraquero

What do Jatraqueros wear on their feet?

Zapatraqueros.

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notraqueros--every body else, i.e. civilians
nitraqueros--quibbling hatrackers
outraqueros--hatrackers who are out of the closet.

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quote:
lapraqueros--laptop using hatrackers
That could be used for lap-dancing hatrackers, as well.

reptilaqueros - Slash, Jacare and myself

matraqueros - Hatrackers with low self-esteem

latraqueros - Hatrackers with that V-look

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Onanismraqueros. [Wink] PapaMoose, I think I'll let you define this one.
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Cultaqueros- Hatrackers who are obsessed with Highlander, Buffy, Kill Bill, etc. people like me.

-Rhaegar The Fool

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What is a Hatrack Duck?

Quacraquros.

What is the politcally incorrect phrase for those argueing in favor of homosexual weddings?

Jatraqweeros

Who went up the hatrack hill with Jill?

Jacktraquero

Another name for the Wenches?

Hotracqueros.

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Jatra-care-os: people who post on the hug threads
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What do you call the Star Wars obsessed Hatrackers?

AT-ATraqueros

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What is the name of the Dr. Zuess Fans?

Cat-In-The-Hatraqueros

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[ROFL] [ROFL]

Then there's the one and only Rackratero. She's shown us her rack and all the guys were slavering at the mouth. [Wink]

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Yowzas!

Macraqueros: Anyone who labors beneath the spectre of the rainbow apple.

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Lurqueros - Hatrack Lurkers
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Tresopax
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And then you've got the Republiqueros and Demoqueros.
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Don't forget the Yo Queros--people who live on international fast food.
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afr, yours are killing me!! These are really good. It's like we have our own versions of flame warriors. [Big Grin]
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Kidraqueros. For the young of us. [Cool]
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Always a pleasure to kill you, Narnia. [Big Grin]

Bratpaqueros: Those of us who can still quote entire sections of Breakfast Club.
Coatraqueros: Those of us who wear more than a hat while online.

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Buffraqueros...for those of us that wear LESS than a hat while online!! Yowza!!

[ October 28, 2003, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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if you don't floss your threads you become a Plaqueraquero

If you know how to google for the facts you are a
Factraquero.

If you don't you are a:
I don't know Jackraquero.

[ October 28, 2003, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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Lactraqueros. then new mothers of the forum. [Smile]
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Hatrackers in the armed forces:

Combatraqueros

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Hatrackers from Brazil: Braztraqueros. ;-)

(is there anyone but me?) [Confused] [Smile]

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Once upon a time Mac was taking a walk when she was attacked by a mixed blood Ninja/pirate. Using a pile of hardened Twinkies she had in her school bag--the over the shoulder kind, with too short of straps--she defeated the villian.

Hence forth she was known as the:

Mac-Stack-a-Snack-Pack-in-the-backpack-that-lacks-slack,-to-be-exact,-rack-and-smack-attack-raquero.

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[ROFL]
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[Laugh] Dan

Cheering me up on a day that I am sick! [Big Grin]

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[Laugh] [ROFL]
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Dr. Seuss would be proud of that one.
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Witraquero - Someone with a talent for being cleverly funny

What?raquero - Someone (like me) who usually ends up appreciating the witraqueros' remarks while wondering how on earth they thought of them

Pitraquero - Smelly person who makes their fellows truly glad that this place is virtual

Cuteraqueros - Those of us forever doomed to less than Ralphie-esque hottie status

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Doormatraquero -- someone who gets stepped on by everyone.
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Then theire are blastaqueros people who are obsessed wiht games like Warcraft and Freedom Fighters and so on. Good ol' violent games, and according to the politicians the source of all violence in the world, which obviously explains the Mongols.
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JatRhaegaro -- *points up*
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nonotthatraqueros: Hatrackers who are constently called other hatrackers, or whose posts are atributed to other hatrackers, or who other hatrackers' posts are atributed to.

Ineversaidthatraqueros: hatrackers who erase or edit posts then claim not to have said what was in them

Matraqueros: those on the forum who are married

waybackraqueros: hatrackers who have been on the forum so long that they consider everyone with three or more digits in their member number to be a newbie

cowboyhatraqueros: a sub group of hatraqueros who wear cowboy hats (not always giant novelty cowboy hats)

photomatraqueros: hatracker obsessed with the hatrack albums at foobonics

tipshatraqueros: hatrackers who constantly use this smilie [Hat] , or in singular tipshatraquero: this smilie [Hat]

I'mlastraqueros: hatrackers who constantly post no the last post thread

laughraqueros: hatracker who laugh at most of the jokes on the forum (even the unfunny ones like the one I'm writing now)

*slap*raqueros: those who use stars around words *demonstrates stars* or colons around words :demonstrates colons: to show that they are comitting an action, usually a violent one

randomraqueros: people who make completely random coments in threads that are not intended to be completely random

offtrackraqueros: hatrackers who derail nearly everythread they post in

quoteraqueros: hatrackers who often quote sources from outside hatrack in there posts

jatraquoteros: hatracker who often quote other hatrackers in there posts

misquoteraqueros: those who misquote outside sources in their posts

jatmisquotros: those who misquote other hatrackers in there posts

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Have nothing to add. Just wanted to say that this is a clever thread.

btw, I think I was the first to create chatraqueros.

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whineandcryaboutiraqeros: self explanatory.
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Mooseraqueros people that JatRhaegaros like to make jerky out of and chew while they play WarCraft.

-Rhaegar The Fool

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patonthebackraqueros: People who are quick to point out their own silly little "accomplishments" around here, Nate. [Razz]
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wouldn't that be shamelessselfpromotrackeros? [Big Grin]
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