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On this day, 10,000 years ago, the wheel was invented.
Two days later came the invention of the vehicular accident.
Later the same afternoon, lawyers invented themselves - both to sue the pants off the driver and the inventor, and of course another lawyer was needed to make the case that the victim was really at fault.
Lawyers, victims, and the wheel all had to be reinvented at a later date when an herd of mammoths stomped them all into the ground, a result of the poorly expressed rage they all felt from having been recently informed they were scheduled for imminent extinction.
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Say, Dan, aren't I supposed to be stalking you? :takes a seat and starts munching on some celery:
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