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jexx
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So I will start a fight with her!

*gets ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumbbbbble*

She objects to my use of qualifiers, when clearly my attempt is merely to put people at ease. For instance: "You MIGHT want to put that gun down." or "You don't look AS fat in those jeans."

Bring it on, mackalicious!

*puts up puny fists*

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mackillian
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*gets stick*

You TOLD ME, "You don't look AS FAT." That means that that I DO look fat, but not AS FAT as before.

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JonnyNotSoBravo
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Dude, jexx called her mackalicious, but still wants to fight with her. I think they're just fighting to relieve the sexual tension.
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jexx
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Well, you already know that you don't look as fat as before, because you lost weight!

*is as clueless as a man who has been asked 'do I look fat in these jeans?'*

Stop asking me foolish questions, and I will stop giving you insulting answers! [Wink]

I think that qualifiers are like TomDavidson's [Smile] j/k thing.

"You MIGHT want to put down that thumping stick, mack."

*shakes puny fists*

(edited: AARGH! Everyone's posting too fast! I also call mack mackadoodle, doesn't mean I think she's a chicken! We need more Ralphie luvvin' to teach newbies about nonsexual sexual innuendo. Aargh. Miss Ralphie)

[ December 28, 2003, 12:30 AM: Message edited by: jexx ]

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mackillian
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There's a reason why I won't let jexx touch me.
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mackillian
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You MIGHT want to start running. AS FAT. [Mad]
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jexx
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HA!

Just try and catch me from waaaaaaaaay over ===>there in NH.

*waggles fingers at mack*

Running.

As if.

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mackillian
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I have a fast car. I have two speeding tickets to PROVE IT. *adds baseball bats to trunk with stick*
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Tsk. [No No] The correct answer to "Do I look fat in this ______?" is always the same.

Do NOT pause. Do NOT think. Whatever you do, DO NOT stare thoughtfully at the garment in question.

Simply say, as quickly as you can spit the words out, "No, of course not!"

Your life may depend on learning this.

Bonus points are awarded to anyone who can manage the phrase while still half-asleep.

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JonnyNotSoBravo
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You girls need to wear the proper athletic gear if you want to play with baseball bats.

*gets out umpire's mask, and padded vest*

Play ball!

-OR-

Let's get it on!

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Storm Saxon
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Hey, when Mack sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

*rim shot*

[Big Grin]

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mackillian
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I didn't SAY, "Do I look fat in this?"

I showed jexx how my pants are all giving me saggy bum. So jexx announced, "Well, you don't look AS FAT."

[Mad]

Now I have MORE of a complex! *thwaps jexx*

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mackillian
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Stormy, just so you know, I AM flipping you off right now. Really.
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jexx
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Pfft.

*waves hand dismissively*

This is all foolish, of course. Inside, you are a shiny beam of light, and as we all know, my favorite color is shiny.

And I didn't mean to say 'massive shoulders', by the way, I meant 'magnificent shoulders'.

*is not physically afraid of mack*

*is afraid of mack messing with her head*

*has excellent health insurance should mack break any of her bones*

*does not have trustworthy psychiatrists with her current health care system*

*hides*

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mackillian
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I FORGOT about that. MASSIVE SHOULDERS? What chick wants massive shoulders? [Frown]
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Lead
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Do I need to send you two to your corners?

~~~Lead

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JonnyNotSoBravo
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Chyna from the WWE...

Apparently Jennifer Garner from Alias...

Angela Bassett has large shoulders too...you can see them in the movie Strange Days.

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mackillian
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But massive shoulders?

And Lead, I can take you both!

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jexx
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Also, an oldie but goodie, Cybill Shepherd. She has what are known as 'swimmer's shoulders'. Very lovely in her younger days. Her show 'Cybill' just put me off. Ahh...but remember 'Moonlighting'? That was a good show.
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JonnyNotSoBravo
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Moonlighting was so dreamy...*sighs*

That show so sucked after they slept together, but the actual episode where they did sleep together was a classic...

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Roseanne Barr has really big shoulders,too.
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rivka
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I loved Moonlighting!

The day it shows up on non-cable-syndication, I will be very happy.

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Shan
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People here remember Moonlighting? (Happy sigh)

I'd still like to find someone that remembers Buck Rogers from the 25th Century. As I recall, what's-her-face (the clothed one) had shoulders, too.

Bee-dee bee-dee [Razz]

mack, don't worry about it! i fail to see how you could have even an ounce of superfluous flesh given the mountains you run up and down. it's obviously all muscle! which is a good thing!

(Edit: spelling)

[ December 28, 2003, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Shan ]

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larisse
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I remember Moonlighting. Loved that theme song. They were the precursors to Scully and Mulder, but without the brooding exteriors... well at least for David... and the bizarre stuff happening.

I remember Buck Rogers, too. The name Erin Grey keeps floating to the top of my murkied memory, but I can't recall if that was the name of the actress or her character. Or, maybe it's just the sanity creeping in.

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I think Erin Grey was the actress -- wasn't the character Colonel Wilma Deering?
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That's it!!!

[Hail]

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