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Perhaps if Hatrack took up a collection and then we'd have a place to host all of our get-togethres that was uniquely our own?
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When you're driving it back into, say, U.S. waters, make sure you're not carrying an almanac. They might think you're up to something suspicious.
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An aircraft carrier is big enough that we could form our own sovereign nation somewhere in the Caribbean. Then we wouldn’t have to have any more arguments about George W.
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Exactly how did this guy obtain an aircraft carrier, and, more importantly, why is he selling it...
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Heh, this aircraft carrier is a bit of a hot potato. It costs far more to run each year than the asking price last time someone tried to sell it. Its old, its inefficient, and its in bad shape.
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Hey, it's just like real life. I'm jolly and get to slap everyone around, while I sleep with Ginger and Mary-Anne on the side.
Yeah, Gilligan, you never wondered why you got midnight visits from lonely women? Once you go skipper you never get bitter!
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