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(After deciding Weird Al's "Happy Birthday" was wildly inappropriate, I found this on www.canteach.ca - I filled in the blanks)
(to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")
Pops, your birthday is today. We will listen to what you say. Tell us now what we should do. We will do it just for you! Pops, your birthday is today! Happy, happy, happy day!
May your day be as special and fun as you are. And eat lots and lots of choklit cake and delve into a pint of Moose Tracks ice cream. Wave those antlers proudly.
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Happy, happy birthday, Papa dear Happy days will come to you all year If I had a wish, then it would be A happy, happy birthday to you from me
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That's why we sing: This month is such a special one... Zipidee aye and heido ho Happy birth week!
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[Originally attempted three times to post yesterday, but Hatrack was down each time.]
Thanks, everyone. Mama never could keep a secret.... *smile*
As of today, based on truncated years (no months/days), I've passed the point where my father is twice as old as I am. This makes me feel old. In another year, I'll be in a different (higher) age bracket than my wife on the attendance card at our church. That will make me feel old, unless I can convince them to change the brackets, or we switch churches. My joints ache when I rise from a sitting position, and when I lower myself into a sitting position. This makes me feel old. My memory is failing more often, or at least I think it is. This makes me feel old.
I have a beautiful baby boy, and another wonderful two-year-old son. This keeps me young. I have excellent bladder control so far. This makes me feel young. I make ridiculous Onanism comments quite often. This makes me sound young.
I and my family are cared for and about by the Hatrack community. This makes me feel good. I am asked for advice. This makes me feel wise. I am listened to on various topics. This makes me feel valuable. I (inadvertently) began a tradition, that of landmark threads, here at Hatrack. This makes me feel timeless.
My wife began a thread, and invited everyone to wish me a happy birthday.
quote:My joints ache when I rise from a sitting position, and when I lower myself into a sitting position. This makes me feel old. My memory is failing more often, or at least I think it is. This makes me feel old.
Don't feel old, I'm 19 and the same thing happens to me.
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