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aspectre
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baaawww...
What can I say, I'm a new cow.

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Scythrop
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::jumps over moon::
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The Cow
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moo?
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moooove over butter [Big Grin]
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skillery
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Sing something cow, sing something.

*sings*

"Boys and girls wherever you are,
Now listen to what I say,
To grow up and be big and strong,
Drink lots of milk each day."

*applause*

"Moo, thank you, thank you"

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*applauds*

*tips self*

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MEC
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Just try and milk me.
*raises eyebrows up and down repetidly*

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows Go
Cows Go who?

No silly; Cows Go "MOO"

(my 5 yo's favorite joke currently)

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HRE
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*Pulls chair up to MEC*

*Winks suggestively*

*Pulls milker out from behind back and slaps it on*

*Runs*

[Evil Laugh] [Evil Laugh] [Evil Laugh]

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fallow
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Why did the cow sit in the shade?
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lcarus
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Evil Laugh]

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MEC
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*enjoys milker thoroughly*
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Corwin
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you know, some people say chicken...
some people say fish...
I say, now is the time for COW !!!

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fallow
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wAsAbI!!!
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Corwin
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Two cows.
Cow no.1: MOOOO !
Cow no.2: Dang, you took the words right out of my mouth !

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fallow
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Head 'em up...
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Corwin
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Holy cow !
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Corwin
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Cow & Chicken...
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Mooo

This feels so wrong!

*escapes*

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Mooo!

This site is brilliant: www.holycowmania.com - it's cows eye view!

Moooooo!

Picture No. 4 - awwwwwww!

[ March 14, 2004, 07:10 AM: Message edited by: cochick ]

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Dagonee
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sdckj.b ljb/lkvd s vdsbf'
vsdkl nxdl ms
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S cdnk/lkN;nS KB
s blk:? knv"LDMn
dv kln/x/k
"

Translation: It's really hard to type with hooves.

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Corwin
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[ROFL]
Dag, what did you do at the end ? Copy & Paste ? [Smile]

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J T Stryker
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**Oink Oink**
I may be a cow, but I do speak foreign languages
**Oink Oink**

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Scary cow information for some people.

Scary cow information for all people. (May not be safe for work and/or children.)

--Pop

Er, I mean...

--Moo           se

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[Eek!]
[ROFL]
[Angst]
[ROFL]
[Angst]

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HRE
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Forget pornography and Drug regulations. There is nothing that can warp young minds worse than that second video.

[ March 14, 2004, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: HRE ]

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Somehow, I don't think this thread is complete without this:

Cows With Guns

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sndrake, [Big Grin]

Viva la revolucion!

[Mooo.]

[ March 14, 2004, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]

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The Cow
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Moo!
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(Man! Look atr all these cows I can chase!)

Bark!

Bark bark!

Bark!

Bark Bark Bark!

<runs around, nipping at hooves>

Bark bark!

Bark!

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MEC
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*poops on dog*
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.........,,...__
moo- [Smile] (oo)
............_| ''_|

[ March 14, 2004, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]

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T_Smith
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Pat, first the Little House on the Prairie Mafia. Now this? Sorry, dude, but you asked for it.

Moo.

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mrrrrrrooooooo. (have you ever noticed that the cow noise doesnt exactly sound like just plain moo? or is it really just me?)

mrrrrrrrroooooooooo. just thought I would add my 2 cents worth of thought. (not worth even the 2 cents) [Blushing]

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The Wiggin
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Now for the bi-lingual cow ahem...

OINK

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I moo it when cows don't moo the whole thread before oinking.

[ March 15, 2004, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: pooka ]

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Dag -

A reading suggestion to help with your typing problems.

Click, Clack, Moo!

Oh, yea. Moo! Wow, I feel cheap.

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MEC
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I'll never be as much of a cow as this kid.
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Hey, is this the Secret Cow Level?

Hold on. Let me get my javazon.

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Mooooo
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T_Smith
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::stabs thread repeatedly::

Death to all cows!!

::deep fat fries the remains::

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::charges T_Smith, mooing wildly::
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((((cow hugs T-Smith))))
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Y'all....y'all are crazy.

*backs away from thread slowly...*

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*gets milked*
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This reminds me of a HHGTTG quote, when they find some sort of ship in the car park and Zaphod (or Ford) says something to the effect of:

"Feels like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow."

I'm not at home; when I get home, I'll find the quote properly.

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skillery
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Moo

*pees on electrified fence*

Mee mee mee mee

*joins Vienna Boys Choir*

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Oom?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/latestnewsstory.cfm?storyID=3557762&thesection=news&thesubsection=general

[Frown]

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Moof
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