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Topic: FlyingCow feels like ChoppedLiver
Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 10:27 PM
Would that make me pistol whipped?
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mackillian
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posted March 24, 2004 10:28 PM
Only if you're shooting blanks.
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 10:28 PM
Loaded? She hardly drank anything... two sips, tops!
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T_Smith
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posted March 24, 2004 10:30 PM
Oh my gosh... this thread r0x0rs.
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jexx
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posted March 24, 2004 10:31 PM
Scr*w my high post count, I must concur with Hot Nathan.
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 10:32 PM
Blanks? That explains the 4 hours.....
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 24, 2004 10:34 PM
Oh man! Do I have to give the birth control talk AGAIN to you kids?
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Elizabeth
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posted March 24, 2004 10:36 PM
I can't even believe that chicken has meandered into this thread.
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mackillian
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posted March 24, 2004 10:36 PM
You kept talking about frogs and I got dist--OH! SHINY!
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 10:37 PM
Not sure if Jamie's mind is on biology or chemistry...
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 10:38 PM
someone should tell Nav in chat that the shiny object thing DOES work.......
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 24, 2004 10:39 PM
Physics...as in leverage?
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 10:41 PM
Or, even better, lack of friction.....
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Elizabeth
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posted March 24, 2004 10:42 PM
Oh, lord. Now simple machines have sexual implications. I can never teach again.
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mackillian
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posted March 24, 2004 10:43 PM
But with no friction, there's no heat.
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mackillian
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posted March 24, 2004 10:43 PM
(Liz, I still can't say "penal" as in "penal colony" without giggling.)
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 10:45 PM
Now we're taking this to jurisprudence?
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 10:45 PM
Elizibeth: Who said anything about mechanical aids?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 24, 2004 10:46 PM
quote: I still can't say "penal" as in "penal colony" without giggling.) I'd be afraid to see you in a penile colony then![ March 24, 2004, 10:47 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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mackillian
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posted March 24, 2004 10:46 PM
I'm not sure which is more disturbing: that you said jurisprudence, that you own handcuffs, or that you forgot I like feathers.
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 10:47 PM
And here we are back to chickens again...
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jexx
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posted March 24, 2004 10:49 PM
No no no, mack, you like *firm* touching.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 24, 2004 10:51 PM
The past two days have made me an instant lacto-ovo vegetarian.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 24, 2004 10:52 PM
Jexx, are you running around like a...
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mackillian
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posted March 24, 2004 10:52 PM
Jen..I like firm CUCUMBERS..remember?
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 10:53 PM
**fighting a visual**
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 24, 2004 10:54 PM
Now she's having a go at the vegetables.
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 10:55 PM
30 lashes with a wet noodle.....if she's good, that is....
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 11:01 PM
I'm feeling really good about this......
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jexx
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posted March 24, 2004 11:03 PM
Kwea you are evil.
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 11:07 PM
Pressure???
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 11:11 PM
...and we're back to physics, again.
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mackillian
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posted March 24, 2004 11:12 PM
And this whole time, I thought it was fluid dynamics.
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 11:22 PM
Is THAT what makes cucumbers squishy?
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 11:22 PM
Well, that too. Part of physics, after all.
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 11:23 PM
Actually, Kwea, that happens when they're handled too much... it's best to eat them right away.
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rivka
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posted March 24, 2004 11:24 PM
Chemistry is where biology and physics overlap.
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 11:25 PM
well, you can eat them all you want....I'll pass...
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Procrastination
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posted March 24, 2004 11:26 PM
So, um, rivka... how does produce figure in?
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imogen
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posted March 24, 2004 11:48 PM
I guess when you cross your cucumber with your friction, there's the chemistry!
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 11:50 PM
Let's not forget to apply proper pressure....
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BannaOj
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posted March 25, 2004 12:53 AM
I've decided to toss a coulple of fulcrums and pendulums into the mix... do with them what you will...
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Kwea
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posted March 25, 2004 08:12 AM
****bump***
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Olivet
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posted March 25, 2004 11:57 AM
I think I was actually on the phone with jexx, mack and Cow during the cucumber ...ah, discussion. They were making dinner, I think, but giggling a lot. I was painting boards, so maybe it was the fumes.
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