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It has been decided that it's time to separate the wheat from the tares. Who here has the faith to accept green Jell-O, and who shall perish at the Last Day?
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Of course we accept all colors. We simply believe that green Jell-O is the Lord's chosen flavor. All are welcome, but green Jell-O has a special seat reserved in the celestial kingdom.
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Actually, I was being facetious. I hate it when people use that scripture to prove that we're supposed to be weird.
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quote: Got nothin' to do on a Friday night GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Ain't got no talent, but that's all right GREEN JELLO SUCKS! We're the worst, the worst in the land GREEN JELLO SUCKS! But come on! Gotta give us a hand GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Iggy and Gerdy, they're both good names GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Maynard and Poopy, they're both insane GREEN JELLO SUCKS! But when life is just a game who's to blame? GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Green Jello GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Yeah, that's right, we're it GREEN JELLO SUCKS! We're the world's economic problems. You can blame it all on us GREEN JELLO SUCKS! It's our fault (GOD, GREEN JELLO SUCKS!) Hello, Jello. Green Jello GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Hello, Jello. Green Jello GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Hello, Jello. Green Jello Hello, Jello. Green Jello Hello, Jello. Green Jello Green Jello! Green Jello! Jell for the future Jell for the future Jell for the future Jell for your future And scream ''Green!'' Green Jello sucks! GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Green Jello sucks!
Hello Phil. I am a fellow Phil. I think Anthro is too. Plus I worked with a guy name Phil. And one of my roommates is named Phil. The first person I met and talked to at the hotel I first stayed in upon moving to SD is named Phil. When working at Staples a woman at the checkout told me she was going to name her unborn baby Phil.
I never met anyone else named Phil in 22 years in NY, and now its like we are taking over the earth. Posts: 5656 | Registered: Oct 1999
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Jon Boy, it is the foolish traditions of your fathers, not the true doctrine, that demands your green jello obeisance. I am not so confined.
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huh, I was discussing this with my sister today. She wanted to make green jello with cottage cheese and pineapple for dinner tomorrow. Like she's been craving it. I found that pretty surprising. Posts: 383 | Registered: Nov 2003
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Phils of the world are rising from their dark places to take over the world and ignore all threads referring to green jell-o. I also know many Phils. We'll get my Phils and your Phils together and we will find other Phils, and the name Phil will be feared by all who are not called Phil. (or non-Phils as I call them).
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Weird, I just had some green jello today at a baby blessing. I didn't think anything of it at the time.
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Uhhmm ... I seem to have forgotten where the PhilCave is. I know I parked the PhilWing there, then I put the keys in my pocket ...
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Wow, I didn't think anyone would actually do this (ludosti just rolled her eyes at me when I started laughing and told her about this).
I can't remember if I've ever had green jello (having grown up in a non-mormon family), but it's a possibility.
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My great grandma from Bountiful used to make jello with, not only mixed vegetables, but also meat. Like barbecued turkey and stuff.
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Dang, it's not up anymore, but lileks.com used to have a link to "The Gallery of Regrettable Foods". Apparently he is selling it as a book now, so no more web access. There was a big 'ol chapter on jello, and I seem to remember something about chicken legs floating in a sea of jello.
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I may be LDS but nothing, I repeat nothing would ever get me to eat any colour jello (or jelly as it is rightly called her in the UK and jelly is jam) with savoury food - you Americans are weird! (She's says like she's only just realised this)
Oh and to get back to the point - yep green jello is yummy
But I also like other colours too
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And this is how you fix it. You mix up a large box of strawberry jello and pour half of it in a glass cake pan and put it in the freezer so it will set quickly. While it is setting, you mix some shredded pineapple into the jello left in the bowl. Then, you spread a layer of sour cream on top of the jelled jello, and then pour the jello with pineapple on top and let it jell.
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Anyone ever had Poke Cake? You take white cake, poke holes all in it with a fork, and pour red jello on top of it. Let it set in the fridge, then spread whipped cream on it. The jello saturates the cake where it's poked, hence the name. It's the only way I stand to eat jello. That and trifle. Mmmmmm...trifle. Our English Trifle recipe actually came from my mostly nonmember father's side of the family. Go fig.
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