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This is not some kind of discussion forum where y'all get to sit around and chat with your friends.
This is not a place where people are free to share whatever thought comes into their minds, all willy-nilly like.
Sweet jebus, you'd think this was some kind of Internet Cafe or Intellectual Salon the way some of you act. We are not having conversations, people. There are agendas, and strict rules to follow, and preprinted minutes of these meetings that must be read aloud like scripts, otherwise all HellBoy will break out, and then where would we be?
We wouldn't know what to say, that's where we'd be. You wouldn't know what to expect.
Do you want that?
Do you?
I didn't think so. Certainly, it's not what I'm here for. Now speak up smart, listen for your cues, and don't spill any coffee on the scripts while you're at it.
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Always lying around on nude beaches, what with their curvy legs and silky curly hair.
Grrrr, it's a waste of valuable Time (=Money) to laze around on beaches like that.
Ralphie, that's definitely the last straw. Slave labor is what we need. Monkeys typing out whole threads, and doe-eyed starving children in sweatshops to read 'em aloud all proper-like, with good punctuation and all. Pronounce those apostrophes, they will, or I'll have their skinny little hides on the wall.
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Just want to remind everyone, that outsourcing is going to prisons, as well as overseas. We have our own slave labor to draw on in privately run prisons.
My point, though, is that if this thread gets outsourced or contracted to prisoners ...
well, y'all might want to throw some clothes back on.
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I was under the impression that most of the internet was *already* produced by monkeys typing randomly. Posts: 16551 | Registered: Feb 2003
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quote:I was under the impression that most of the internet was *already* produced by monkeys typing randomly.
Maybe you've been spending too much time around businesses outsourcing with these folks.
quote:Welcome. Primate Programming Inc. is dedicated to the advancement and gainful employment of non-human great apes within the United States information technology sector. We are the pioneer in Primate Programming (PP) worldwide.
As you explore this website, you will get an understanding and appreciation of the economics of primate programming. A skilled primate from our firm can handle code maintenance and report writing for as little as 45 cents per hour.
I understand they're starting to train some of them in massage therapy as well. Posts: 4344 | Registered: Mar 2003
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By the way, we can save money using semicolons instead of colons and thereby produce more threads, all of which will be on topic, of course.
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I just thought you cats might be interested to know that I got a sandwich today. And it was good.
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Taking this thread in new and exciting directions.
Now let's see... We have sandwiches, pizza, and naked women. What this thread really needs is some beer. And maybe football.
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Except for rabbits. Salad and sex. Crumbs of a thunderstorm in slightly reddish overtones. Or overtures?
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