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Trogdor the Burninator
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http://bbspot.com/News/2004/04/jesus.html

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Ugliest. Jesus. Ever.
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What makes this so funny is that the business perspective on it is right on.

"Outsourcing to India"

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quote:
"With today's technology it is inefficient to send individual angels to perform miracles," explained Doug Fitzpatrick with Gartner. "A centralized miracle center is much more efficient, given the number of wireless broadband hotspots in the marketplace."
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Sheesh,the next paragraph is even funnier.

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Perhaps Jesus' largest failure so far has been his inability to deliver one of the company's largest projects on time. Code Named The Second Coming, this project’s schedule has slipped repeatedly.
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I know, Kayla... that last one was my favorite too. People keep looking at me weird.

Must stop laughing.
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Kayla
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You mean, people don't always look at you weird?
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But these people don't know me.

Gotta go.. bye
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:tosses into "onion lite" bin:
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