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I don't usually need any affirmation or accolades for the puns I post but one from yesterday really tickled me. Did the tile one make sense to anyone?
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Thank you Dana. This isn't a pun, I just had the weirdest deja vu feeling about this exchange with you.
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Ok, the puns seem to be lagging a bit. I'm gonna throw a phrase out that I'm sure there is a pun hiding in but I don't seem to be able to unearth it. Here is the phrase, "Let no man put asunder"
Actually I think I could find a pun there but I'm afraid to.
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[/pun] pre nope tiles...that was a good one!
Sorry I'm not giving out awards anymore, because this thread has been a hoot![pun]
Did you all hear about the combination wedding and baptism? The bride was joined by her ladies in wading.
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BTW Bob and Dana, I reckon I'm about midway between the two of you. Do you use I-35 to commute to one another?
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We would if we drove, but it's an 18-20 hour drive, so we've been flying. Bob tacked on days to a business trip to the midwest, and I stole my dad's frequent flier miles.
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Ok, I live close to Kansas City and thought if you were ever going through I'd love to meet you both.
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Back at the joint wedding/baptism, the bride, speaking for herself and the bridesmaids, warned that their hair was not to be messed up. She said, "Let no man put asunder."
Or, the bride, lacking a change of underwear, might say, "let no man put my ass under."
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Well, bob, you may not be giving prizes anymore, but I still think you're the best man for the job.
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I was recently visiting in France for a wedding. I knew the groom, but not the bride. At the rehearsal dinner, I asked the man sitting next to me which one was the bride. He pointed to a woman with golden hair and said, "There. That is the Bride of Lyons."
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Elizabeth, your latest post reminded me of why my wife and I didn't get married in October. My best friend told me to do it earlier. He said, "Bride goeth before the Fall."
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I was reminiscing with an old friend the other day. He was thinking back to the days just before he got married. He said his fiance used to make these large batches of cookies when he would come over to visit. He still becomes aroused by the smell of baking cookies. He said it was the batch allure part he remembers fondly.
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And of course you've heard the about the rap star who married his new wife before divorcing his old one. The new woman didn't care though. Her married name:
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Just be careful. If you marry the wrong woman, you're gonna get burned. Debriding is *not* fun! Think it would be a challenge, but doable? Trust me, you'll be busy enup tialdering the work of a healthy relationship!
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