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Chaz_King
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WE BE PIRATES AN' WE ARE 'ERE FER YER BOOTY!

Yar!

Booty...

[ June 09, 2004, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Chaz_King ]

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Chaz_King
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I be a lonely pirate.

Yar... lonely indeed.

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Professor Funk
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Yeah, well we're the pirates who don't do anything.

[ June 09, 2004, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: Professor Funk ]

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Telperion the Silver
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But who
are you
sir speak!

I am a Pirate!

*gasp* A Pirate! Horror!

***

I am the very model of a modern Major General
I've information animal and vegetable and mineral
I know the Kings of England and I know the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order catagoracle...

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HAIL POETRY! Thou h'vn born maid!
Thou guildless is the pirate's trade!
Hail....flowing fount of sen..ti...ment...
all hail.... All Hail... ALL HAIL DIVINE EMOLIENT!

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Chaz_King
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Yar?
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BlueJacsFan
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But the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.
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Telperion the Silver
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...only cabin boys.
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fil
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Yo ho! Yo ho!

Sept. 19th can't get here soon enough, arrr...

fil

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skillery
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quote:
well we're the pirates who don't do anything
...that's the beauty of it.

Shiver me timbers! Beautiful pirates?

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Richard Berg
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It's driving me nuts.
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Telperion the Silver
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Butt Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners!
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jebus202
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Oh no! Not another booty call!
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skillery
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Is that why scurvy swabs spend so much time on their knees?
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hansenj
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September 19?

(I suspect I missed something here.)

Yes, but why is the rum gone?!

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Carrie
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Arr, mate, ye be confunded. Again. Why ye have ta be like that?
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quote:
Yeah, well we're the pirates who don't do anything.
[ROFL] I don't think anyone caught that. Great tune.
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"Yoh ho ho and a bottle of rum!"

there you go hansenj

oh and there's fruit juice for all the teetotal pirates!

quote:
Butt Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners!
- careful with those typos TtSilver - you could give a whole new meaning to The Princess Bride
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quote:
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Yeah, well we're the pirates who don't do anything.

I don't think anyone caught that. Great tune.

Well, I suppose we could do THAT. Which way is Nineveh anyway?
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skillery
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Ohhh...

quote:
I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
That song.
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Richard Berg
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quote:
I don't think anyone caught that. Great tune.
Don't worry, I don't expect anyone to get mine either.
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skillery
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Isn't that the joke about the guy who goes into the bar with a steering wheel or something? Or is it a monkey?
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Richard Berg
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Yes. Pirate + bar + steering wheel, you figure out the rest. Tacky and not that funny, but it's everyone's favorite pirate joke.
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beverly
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I got both references. [Wink]
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Ralphie
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Is that the one about the testicles?

I like the testicles one.

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Everyone has a ball with that joke.
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Ralphie
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Wait... are you refering to testicles?
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Sept. 19th, you ask?

Har...

Why this day is sooo important...

fil

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