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Danzig
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Rush and Martha are getting a divorce. We told you liberals that gay "marriage" would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Yeah, Rush and Marta just couldn't stand the strain on their relationship. It's a shame really, having weathered the liberal media storm over Rush's drug addiction and questionable procurement practices, the marriage just disintegrated when gay marriages became legal in Massachussets.

Pity really.

Now both of them will have to look for spouse #4.

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SoberTillNoon
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I think Limbaugh us s.o.l. But I culd be wrong. What can turn a woman on more than a 53-year-old drug addict?
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Alucard...
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Answer: Oxycontin.

Maybe since his sources dried up, she hit the road?

Or maybe he is a self-important AHole that cares about no one but himself, in a neo-con right-wing sort of way, politically correct, of course.

[ June 12, 2004, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: Alucard... ]

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Ron Lambert
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There are just a few liberals in Hollywood who have had divorces--multiple times. Funny how the few conservatives who get divorced tend to stand out.
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fugu13
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Can I get "most of the republican leadership in congress for the past decade" for 500, Alex?
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Bokonon
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Ron:

Yeah, _nobody_ ever pays attention to Hollywood celebrities' lives.

-Bok

PS- How much longer until the Olsen twins are "of age"? [Wink]

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Nick
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ew
Olsen twins are not even hot...

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fallow
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*cues stereo to Rush's 'Tom Sawyer'*

*wraps self in flag*

*lights self into flaming icon*

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aspectre
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Actually, it was a shortage of Oxytocin.
Oxycontin produces the hillbilly heroin Rush that got Limbaugh into trouble.

[ June 12, 2004, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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Less than 12 hours according to the Olsen Twins countdown clock

[ June 12, 2004, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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aspectre
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Sorry for the original link which I deleted. Didn't look down the page far enough to notice that it was unsuitable for this site.
It was also wrong, the correct clock is now up.

[ June 12, 2004, 08:00 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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Richard Berg
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Mary-Kate is still cuter than her sister, but jebus somebody feed her some steak!
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Tiger Eye
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quote:
We told you liberals that gay "marriage" would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
yeah, whatever. like straight couples have never gotten divorces. society isnt exactly making it easy for them, either.
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Armoth
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I knew that one was coming...
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fil
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quote:
Rush and Martha are getting a divorce. We told you liberals that gay "marriage" would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
[ROFL]

fil

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey! Ron Lambert posted. I've missed you, Ron. It's just no fun having discussions without a real conservative apologist around to argue with.
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