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Topic: Things you’d like to hear
Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 12:59 PM
Things you’ve made up that you would just love to hear used in conversation. quote: That went out of fashion with full-service gas stations and “getting your groove thing on” while listen to the latest “jam” from the Bee-Gees in the back of some sleazy disco club that charges their entrance fee in York peppermint patties. Hobbes
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UTAH
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posted June 25, 2004 01:09 PM
Looks like everyone just jumped at the chance to add to this bandwagon.
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 01:17 PM
I think people are getting sick of me being an odd-ball... but that's never stopped me before! *reminces about the WHAM-mobile *[ June 25, 2004, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 01:35 PM
Maybe this one: quote: Last night I tried using a soap/shampoo hybrid as deodorant for my pets. The results were mixed, but quite clean. Hobbes [ June 25, 2004, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
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Dagonee
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posted June 25, 2004 01:40 PM
Wow. I didn't think she get up that high. Where's the fire extinguisher?
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 01:43 PM
quote: I have to admit, I've never heard anyone shout out "dixie cup!" at the top of their lungs before Hobbes
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 01:47 PM
quote: This gives a whole new meaning to "chip off the old block" eh? Hobbes
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BannaOj
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posted June 25, 2004 01:48 PM
Hobbes I use head and shoulders on my dogs all the time, it works as well to prevent dandruff on them as us. And they smell nice afterwards too.
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 01:49 PM
Something else I'd like to hear: quote: Hobbes I use head and shoulders on my dogs all the time, it works as well to prevent dandruff on them as us. And they smell nice afterwards too.
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Brinestone
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posted June 25, 2004 02:09 PM
Something I'd love to hear: quote: I just made an enormous homemade chocolate cake*. Would you like it? *Other delicious homemade baked goods may be inserted instead of "chocolate cake"
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 02:10 PM
quote: I've never seen wax paper do that before Hobbes
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 02:12 PM
quote: I honestly can't remember the last time I had a good, fried, contry yam Hobbes
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 02:17 PM
[extension of Dag's]You say you aint got no liverworst? Well I am out of here like last week's bread that you ain't got none of niether![ June 25, 2004, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
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hansenj
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posted June 25, 2004 02:21 PM
quote: I just made an enormous homemade chocolate cake*. Would you like it? I think she's hinting at something, Jon Boy...
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Dagonee
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posted June 25, 2004 02:28 PM
That went in an entirely different direct than I planned.
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Hobbes
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posted June 25, 2004 02:29 PM
quote: You know, the last time we tried that, the cat ended up with the broom attached to his back-left leg. Hobbes
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beverly
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posted June 25, 2004 02:45 PM
DIXIE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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katharina
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posted June 25, 2004 02:47 PM
"Katharina, you are beautiful and intelligent and my hero and my favorite person ever and I am always, always going to adore you from afar and send you presents and jokes without wavering and without ever scaring the crap out of you."
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mackillian
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posted June 25, 2004 02:48 PM
quote: ICLYN quote: I know a way to fast forward time two years. quote: Something shiny! ...wait, I hear that one ALL THE TIME...
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rivka
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posted June 25, 2004 04:10 PM
quote: ICLYN
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Dan_raven
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posted June 25, 2004 04:16 PM
quote: [mysterious serious whisper] I see fed people. [/mysterious serious whisper] (Ok, actually I said this at a very big lunch yesterday, doing my best Haley Joel Osmond voice. Half of my co-workers didn't get it.)[ June 25, 2004, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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punwit
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posted June 25, 2004 08:07 PM
Here is my cool, orignal quote, "A genius is a realist with delusions of grandeur"
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Kayla
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posted June 25, 2004 09:49 PM
Brinestone was in the right frame of mind, but as long as were are fantasizing I'd like to hear, quote: Here, have a million dollars. And, of course, I'd like them to be saying it to me.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 25, 2004 09:58 PM
Thing I'd like to hear: quote: I do In response to: quote: Do you, Dana, take this man, Bob, to be your...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 25, 2004 10:02 PM
quote: I, George W. Bush, have today accepted the resignation of Misters Ascroft, Cheney, and Rumsfeld and do hereby resign as President of the United States.
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Kayla
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posted June 25, 2004 10:07 PM
Ooh, I'd like to hear that more than the one I came up with.
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Zamphyr
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posted June 25, 2004 10:33 PM
I've actual heard/been present for the dixie cup and oatmeal quotes happening. quote: How'd that donkey get up there ?!?
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Raia
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posted June 26, 2004 09:50 AM
quote: quote: My friend said that she had a math teacher once, who was about 27 or something, but had really pale skin, and prematurely grey hair, so it looked like she was 60... and the first day of school, she walked into the classroom, and a boy at the back of the room whispered "I see dead people!" She said the class could not stop laughing for the rest of the day.
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Alucard...
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posted June 26, 2004 09:59 AM
quote: MOM: THAT is why you always put the lid on the blender when it is running [As they survey the carnage of little Johnnie's pet hamster that fell in Mom's Energy Shake] quote: DAD: Yes honey, but blended hamster is low in carbs...
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Alucard...
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posted June 26, 2004 10:01 AM
Speaking of the horrendously stupid "LOW IN CARBS" advertising bandwagon: quote: Hey! Try new KFC's fried chicken that is pretty much the same as it has always been, but is now LOW IN CARBS!!! Oh wait, they already did that, and I believe the FCC made them stop doing it...
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