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weezer
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You keep nasty locusts! Give it to us raw and wriggling!
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By raise of hands, who believes that weezer is really Jon's sister, and who thinks he's gone back to talking to himself?
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No! I really am his kid-sister. He's about 6 1/2 years older than me. Would Jon Boy do this:

supposably [Evil Laugh]

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Gah!
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ACK! Ok, ok, I believe you! STOP!
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[Smile] I'm happy weezer is on Hatrack, even if it's only because she wants to pick up on all the hot, single, male Jatraqueros. [Wink]

[ June 27, 2004, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: Brinestone ]

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T_Smith
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By the way, for random facts, check out www.factmonster.com

Has kept me mildly entertained through thousands of hours of sitting here at work.

Edited to add: Hey weezer, want to help me do something EVIL to Jon?

[ June 27, 2004, 06:34 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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Jon Boy
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I'm sad that she would rather frequent the forum of an author whose book she's never read than the forum of her own brother.

You're hurtful.

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*Full House audience says "aw"*

Thanks, Brinestone. That makes me feel W'n'F! [Big Grin]

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Ha ha! T_Smith enlists Teen Girl Squad to get revenge on a guy who hasn't done anything to him. That's awesome.
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weezer
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That reminds me, Jonbert . . .

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93gphillip.phtml

[ June 27, 2004, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: weezer ]

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Jon, you laugh now, but try going home for the holidays, only to wake up with shaving cream on your face, and peanut butter in your hair.
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Jon Boy
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Wow. Original. And I have a whole six months to get ready for it!
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weezer
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Yeah! Raspberry scented shaving cream and chunky peanut butter! [Evil]
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Cool, weezer,

now you can have Jon Boy explain the "out of context" thread and why you're in it.

[Evil]

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weezer
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what?
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Jon Boy
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I'll tell you when you're older.
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weezer
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pygmies!
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NdRa
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Elephants are the only animals on this planet that cannot jump. Fancy that.
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NdRa
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Uh yeah, you know, opposed to ones on other planets.
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Let's think about this. What about:
clams
oysters
slugs
snails
centipedes
ants
millipedes
Bob (the guy with no arms, no legs, swimming)
snakes (some can, but can all?)
Anemones

Surely, you don't believe that all of these can jump?

[ June 27, 2004, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]

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Jon Boy
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And not counting animals that have no legs . . .
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Dead possums don't play any more.
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*Has never seen a hippo jump*
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T_Smith, you added an offer to do something evil to Jonbert, eh? Muh-ha-ha-ha [Evil Laugh] Talk to me.
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Jon Boy
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Oh, please. T's idea of a prank is to rearrange the posters in his own room and then blame it on someone else.
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weezer
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Or is it? Dun-dun-dun. [Frown]
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weezer
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And wait a minute, Jon. You had to leave and didn't play Scrabble with me because it was "getting late," but here you are chattin' it up on Hatrack.
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quote:
Oh, please. T's idea of a prank is to rearrange the posters in his own room and then blame it on someone else.
[Evil Laugh]
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sndrake
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Female mosquitoes look for hosts to suck blood from after mating.

So that makes us...?

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NdRa
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Ack! Maybe elephants are the only land mammals that can't possibly jump.
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The Hudson River isnt actually a river but a title estuary because it is deeper than the body of watter it flows into.
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weezer
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specifics, shmecifics
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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words
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Florida is soon predicted to surpass Idaho in potato production. [Wink]
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The world's first Computer Programmer was Ada Lovelace, who was daugther of Lord Byron.
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I never even knew Byron HAD a daughter. I read he was rather on the gay side.
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Even for adults, 4000 mg of Tylenol and 2400 mg of ibuprofen are considered to be daily maxima. If he's a pediatric, it's probably less. And for an adult, a temp of 103 usually warrants a trip to a doctor. For kids you may want to go at 102

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is not a real word.
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Etymology
Combination of elements suggesting largeness or length, deliberately forming a word likely to induce the fear it denotes: hippopotomonstro- (irregular blend [influenced by connective -o-, from French, from Latin, from Greek—connective vowel of most nouns and adjectives in combination] of hippopotamus and monstro-, from Latin monstr-, monstrum, monster) + sesquippedalio- (incorrectly formed from sesquipedalian or Latin sesquipedalia, things one and a half feet long) + -phobia, from phobia

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Noun
The fear of long words.
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Usage
"Never say, 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia'. I'm scared of that word; it's too long!"
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2002 - However, we assume that despite the best endeavours of science, some phobias will always remain. These include paraskavedekatriaphobia, or fear of Friday the 13th. And hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, which is fear of long words. - anon, The Scotsman (April 9, 2002) page 13.
2002 - Those who find this column troubling are suffering from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words. Or, more likely, rupophobia - a fear of rubbish. - Chris Lloyd in The Northern Echo (December 14, 2002) page 10
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In the book Useless Knowledge, this enormous word was misinterpreted by the authors as two words, causing them to list the fear of long words as the following:

hippopotomonstroses
and quippedaliophobia
—further distortions of an already very incorrectly formed word (see Etymology above)!

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Synonyms
sesquipedalophobia

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I love long words.

Its hippo's that scare me.

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Yes, I know you can find plenty of "dictionary" entries online that give you a definition and etymology and whatnot, but the fact is that the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia was made up as a joke.
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The is sad but apparantly true.

Amazon ants (red ants found in the western U.S.) steal the larvae of other ants to keep as slaves. The slave ants build homes for and feed the Amazon ants, who cannot do anything but fight. They depend completely on their slaves for survival

EDIT: I'm not saddened for the ants just the fact of slavery

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Interesting biological quirk.

-Trevor

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Ants invented the arch as an architectural element several hundred million years before humans did.
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IIRC, the concrete in the Hoover Dam will not be completely hardened for another 40 years.

It keeps getting stronger and stronger.

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quote:
Whatever. You hide your Nerdular Nerdence behind your Ambercrumbie & Finch Quarterly just so the other kids don't suspect that you're a nerd.
I love this thread.
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wasn't China's Great Wall that was built and had human corpses in it? Weren't they the workers?
I heard a story about a woman whose husband had been working on the wall, but he never returned. The woman was walking on it one day when the bitterness of her tears opened a section of the wall to reveal her husband's remains.

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wasn't China's Great Wall that was built and had human corpses in it? Weren't they the workers?
I heard a story about a woman whose husband had been working on the wall, but he never returned. The woman was walking on it one day when the bitterness of her tears opened a section of the wall to reveal her husband's remains.

There are about a half dozen men similarly entombed in Sears Tower.

The way I heard the explanation was that the construction crews were pouring concrete into the core supports (keep in mind that this building is nearly a quarter mile TALL!) and a could guys either lost balance or got knocked over or something. Even if the concrete crew were to stop pouring instantly, the sheer volume of concrete being poured ensured that there would have been no way to have rescued the fallen so they had to just keep on going.

Goody

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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (also known as Black Lung) is a disease that is usually in a coal miners body.

Mosquitos Get Athletes Foot.

Schwarzeneggar is hard to spell if your taking a test.

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