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Salaam
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Post your favorite quotes
Louis-"Money can't buy you everything"
Stewie- "I beg to differ.*rings three bells* You! Bring me the wall street journal, you two, fight to the death!"

Stewie- "Cut my eggs!"
Butler- "Your eggs are cut sir"
Stewie- "Cut my milk!"
Butler- "You can't sir, its liquid"
Stewie- "Then freeze it and cut it dammit or I'll put you on diaper detail and I promise I wont make it easy for you!"

Peter- "Oh, make dinner anyways Louis, we'll just throw it out, I don't want you getting Rusty"

Quagmire- "Woah, Transvestite!.....Wait, pre-op or post-op?"
Transvestite- "Pre-op"
Quagmire- "Woah, transvestite!"

Chris- "I'm going to hell, but God's a pervert!"

*teenage nudist boy walks by old man*
Old man- "It must be my birthday!"

Old man- "Where's the paper boy, haven't seen the paper boy in a while, looking for my paper, waiting for that young strong paper boy, alright dammit, wheres my paper!"

Eunuch #1- "Hey man, do you think that girl's hot?"
Eunuch #2- "No, you?"
Eunuch #1- "Me neither!"
*Eunuchs high-five*

Can't think of any others that stand out, so many good ones though, post your favorites

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pH
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Stewie's my favorite. [Big Grin]

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b****."

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that. "

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