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Space Opera
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Here it is, Fallow, a thread for you to display your weirdness, and for me to admire it.

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Fine - I'll just create my own damn weirdness.

*Watches a parade of baby chicks riding hippos go by*

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*moos*
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Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms
And does a parody of each unconscious thing you do
When you turn around to look it's gone behind you
On its face it's wearing your confused expression
Where your eyes don't go

Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering
It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering
You're free to come and go or talk like Kurtis Blow
But there's a pair of eyes in back of your head

Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders
What the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of
Should you worry when the skullhead is in front of you
Or is it worse because it's always waiting where your eyes don't go?

Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering
It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering
You're free to come and go or talk like Kurtis Blow
But there's a pair of eyes in back of your head

Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms
And does a parody of each unconscious thing you do
When you turn around to look it's gone behind you
On its face it's wearing your confused expression
Where your eyes don't go

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Aha! I have made a discovery. Both rivka and beverly have ventured into the super-secret thread, which leads me to believe that they are in fact Fallow!

*Has Fallow/Rivka/Beverly lay on velvet couch*
*Pulls out notepad*
*When did this happen? And what the heck is up with the scarecrow song? It's kind of creepy*

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Hmmm. The mention of a stripper leads me to the notion that you have issues with your mother.

*Pulls out the big book o' Freud*

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*Watches the in-fighting with concern*

Fallow, it appears that you are hostile towards parts of yourself. You must learn to embrace you real you, even if that real you likes taffeta.

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edit: that's right - I can't spell

[ August 03, 2004, 02:32 AM: Message edited by: Space Opera ]

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Poor Fallow. Wounds are never any fun. And what does "what are you on about" mean? Currently I take a multi-vitamin.

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Nighty-night.

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I think I can wait. [Smile]

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you shouldn't have to.

[ August 03, 2004, 03:41 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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*pokes nose in thread*

*scratches head in puzzlement*

*thinks to self, "I was expecting something like a shallow face opera. Nothing like that here*

*wanders off to get coffee*

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*shakes head*

*can't understand these people whose posts show posted at 2:30 and 2:45 AM. Do you people never sleep???*

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It's called sleep-posting.
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Some of us are PSTers, Farmgirl. That's the awake side of midnight, for us. [Wink]
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I'm not a PST person, I've just been unable to sleep lately. And what the heck are all you people doing in the super-secret thread?

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Just a casual observation here, fallow is as amenable to direction as a feline. It's like a saying of my mother's, "You can't herd cats"

Getting fallow to follow your lead is similar.

*Hopes fallow takes the comment with the good nature that it was posted with*

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Ok, Fallow deleted almost all of his replies in this thread. This, of course, makes it appear as though I'm making inane comments and talking to myself. I think this could possibly make me admire his particular brand of strangeness all the more.

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Oh, the above is a "They Might Be Giants" song dedicated to fallow by me.
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I still remember "kudos maximus".
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space,

call it "stage fright", "performance anxiety", the sudden thrusting out of pariah shadows into the wicked ego-glare.

uncomfortablech!

pooka's gluts [Kiss] fallow

...and so the wheel turns. or the bottle spins.

fallow

PS. Is this my good side?

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Stage fright my ass. You just wanted to make me look crazy.

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Didn't take much doing, did it?

[Big Grin]

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Wicked, wicked devil man.

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[Evil]
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*crawls turdly self into brown paper bag on (censored) porch and self-immolates*

*rubs (censored) (doubly censored) paws over smelly flames for warmth*

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*hears doorbell ring*

*opens front door and stands aghast at the sight of the pyrotechnic dookie*

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*puts out Fallow with a fire extinguisher*

space opera the ever-merciful

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*sells freeze-dried Fallow to Jabba the Hutt on eBay*
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Now wait just a second, skillery. My plan was to have him dress up in the gold bikini, chain him to a big blob of Hatrack and make him dance. Now you've ruined it. Geez, people like you will do anything for a buck. [Wink]

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*stamps foot*

Space,

The least I was hoping for was a dear sole to put me out.

*stomps off in search of true arias*

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Dude! You turned yourself into a burning smelly mess; what else could I have done?

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squeemish? I hardly think so.

Know anything about hexes?

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Yes, but I'm not tellin'

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[Roll Eyes]

that's not very kind.

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*leaves Mr. Hutt negative feedback for reneging on the deal*

*passes out marshmallows and willow sticks*

S'mores anyone?

*touches a match to what is left of the Fallow flambeau*

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*wonders if that is anything like Walter Flambeau in the Robin Hood series . . . *

*Draws back bow and lets arrow fly*

*giggles gleefully*

*THWOCK*

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*fetches fletched fly-thing from fiery fecal Fallow flambeau*

kebabs!

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*gasps in dismay in the sudden realization of what has been wrought*

*scoops the charco-ally, flaking kitty up and cries*

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tsk tsk!

*lays down a full house*

*scoops up the kitty*

*strokes furry self*

*and trips on the way to the cashier*

doh! kaboodled!

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"Gertrude, your cat's at it again."

"You just wish you were that flexible."

"Where's the tabasco, I'll show you flexible."

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::peeks in. sees the flaming fallow. douses with a glass of raspberry lemonade::
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*repents for having gotten involved in another flame war*

*smears scalded cat with a soothing ointment*

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*it rubs the lotion on its back*

*pecks at the bushel of birdseed*

*flexes*

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It lives!

*gives the only-mostly-dead kitty a big bear hug*

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*motions*

*sniper tags skillery with a drowsey dart*

*inhales deeply*

ahh...

*looks around at the tavern-like furniture*

[Angst]

what the?

*runs to hide under Opera's skirt*

*shields eyes*

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Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty . . . .
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*casually flicks drowsy dart to the floor*

*flees to a less-skirt-chasingly-sleep-posting-meme*

She's all yours buddy.

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*nabs skill's mesh-back cap and chews*

eh?

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Huh? What the heck is Fallow doing under my skirt? [Eek!]

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