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fil
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I am so excited about my daughter's kindergarten education. It really has been so neat the amount of new things she is learning, talking about, and so on. I love her use of new words, though. Mrs. Malaprop would be proud!

My favorite was this: She was learning the concept of camouflage in the animal world. She held up a picture of a baby deer in a glade where her spotted coat effectively blended with flowers and grass . When I asked her why they needed this?

"It protects the baby from creditors."

*notes new bill-time strategy.

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[ROFL]

New investment strategy, borrow money to buy Camoflage Outfits.
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[ROFL]
That is too cute.
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What kind of camo works best for creditors?

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The SSN of a lawyer, preferably a prosecutor, would do nicely [Wink]
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Cute! [Big Grin]
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I guess it is true, then. Everthing I DO need to know my daughter will learn in Kindergarten.

[Big Grin]

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That's awesome. [ROFL]
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