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AVAST, ME HARTIES! A HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TO YA! FEEL FREE TO GRAB A BOTTLE O' RUM AND DRINK TA YUR HEARTS CONTENT! GET PLASTERED AND SHOW OFF YUR PAROT AND KILL YURSELF A SCURVY DOG!! YARRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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Arrrrrr!! In Honor of the holiday, my 5 year old and I finished reading "Treasure Island." Arrrrrr!! Now she is primed and ready for the greatest holiday since Festivus!
Yar and shiver me timbers. Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!
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I be thinkin' all the scurvey knaves at my local Lowe's won't be understandin' their manager talkin' like a pirate. Yo-ho!
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HAR! SO IT WAS THAT ALL THE MATEYS AND ME WENT TO A BURYING AND ATE UP SOME GRUB KNOWN AS CHEESE STICKS!! YOU! PANTS OFF! NOW!
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"Down to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of parley!"
"That would be the French."
(You have no idea how hard it is for me to spell it parley. I REALLY REALLY want to make it parlez. Savvy?)
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I found me some booty at me local library book sale, and the mate who casheired gave me a good solid "arrrrrrrr" right back. Not even a rum cache on an deserted island could have lifted me spirits so high!
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groooooaaaan* *stumbles into room with MASSIVE hangover* I am the worst... pirate... EVER... So MUCH Captain Morgan's Rum was consumed last night. *runs off to restroom to puke and pee at the same time*
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