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I wanted to be either a miner or a pilot when I was young, but my father said "Neither a burrower nor a lander be."
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After we drink the first quartile tell you my story, Dag. Where can we median, the lounge? Don't be mean, and come, OK? If you are feeling low, we can get high, by whatever mode you like. I am like this in the summer, you know. They used to call me that fine number, "Summer E."
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A guy was at a party and needed something to apply some ointment with. He took the host's Mountblanc writing implement and used it, then hid it in the host's uncle's ashes so no one would know.
The pen he salved was the pen he urned.
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Dag, that joke really smelt. And yes, I mint every word I said. It was no better than a Knox Knox joke.
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Reparty, The ATM pun was great. Re your earlier edit, I should step up to the plate but alas the Windows of opportunity is closing fast and I am in the Unix position of trying to play catch up with my old friend.
I am surprised at the number of puns we have wrung out of this topic. At first blush I thought there would be insufficient punds.
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The FDA has come out with new regulations on chicken strips. Soon you'll be seeing packaging bearing the label "Legal Tender."
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We have a tradesman here in Ottawa that does flooring and countertops. The funny thing is that this guys last name is Crooks and he is the best counter fitter around.
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Well, we are certainly trying to trim the fat in this house. I am sick of meating out so much money to these kids! They have no steak in anything if they don't work for it, you know?
It's like the say about lice: In hair, riddance!
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Oh, no, not the coatcheck girl! She has small kids to feed. Please don't make her an ex-checker!
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May I be franc? These pun threads just pound a topic into dust. Euro din here thinking there'd be some sort of reasonable exchange. But if I had to rate this thread, I'd put it a mite low. I just can't peso round this anymore.
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