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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals.

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive

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<insert request> What happened to Luke Skywalker?
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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.

"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.

"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"

Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"

Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.

"Mary!"

Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?

Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

(Note: the end.)

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Did Luke get help for his asthma? Why was Mary in her pajamas? Was this story about an entertainingly disasterous dinner that takes place during an air battle between crocodiles and monkeys?

Stay tuned for next week when we answer these questions and more!

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Those questions get answered?! And here's me despairing over a cliffhanger.
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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

Meanwhile,

(People get so uptight about a story that makes no sense. It's SUPPOSED to do this. Anyway.. NOT the end.

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

Meanwhile, Mary

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

Meanwhile, Mary dies
[Razz]

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(oooh.. good twist. LOLOLOL!)

It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devestation

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devestation doesn't

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devestation doesn't begin

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.

Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devestation doesn't begin until

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devestation doesn't begin until Chewbacca

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates
(edit: I had to fix "Devastation")

[ October 01, 2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: pooka ]

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel freely

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel freely. Gabriel

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel freely. Gabriel lassoed

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel freely. Gabriel lassoed his

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel freely. Gabriel lassoed his jar

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel freely. Gabriel lassoed his jar of

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It couldn't have come at a worse moment. There was Mary fighting in Pajamas covered in molasses. The stuff looked strangely like pigs bleeding acid. Luke Skywalker wheezed vehemently.
"Stop drinking mango smoothies! You always seem drunk and hot," Mary screamed.
"Huh?" Chewbacca mumbled "I waargh bicycling with WAAAAAAAAARGH! Itchy pants!"
Meanwhile, back in Valinor VII, Roosevelt screamed, "Please don't hit my planet!"
Bush pilots, blindly, a mature crocodile towards the end. Confusion saw himself. "Gross." he moaned as nobody realized monkeys actually catch baseballs with armpits. Unshaven as Michael Bolten's great big kneecap.
"Mary!"
Suddenly another spurious debate sucked the chicken's souls through the yankee's trachial tube. Although penguins admire nothing flavorless, Basquiat Jones eagerly but carefully ate mango pork Chewbacca jerkey. Never had phlegm been so sexy. Oh why is drooling excessively considered innapropriate?
Out behind Chewbacca's steakhouse I regurgitated leftover laxative while deifying bobblehead Puritan ideals. Regardless of Franky's inability to hold his molasses flavored jelly, this conclusion concludes this inconclusive story.
Meanwhile, Mary dies. Devastation doesn't begin until Chewbacca gesticulates with Michael and Gabriel freely. Gabriel lassoed his jar of blue

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