I'm so desperate for energy that I bought a double strength, 16oz. energy drink at the grocery store today called ROCKST*R.
"Party like a rockstar" the can's label screamed at me.
"Bigger, Better, Faster, Stronger. The world's most powerful Energy Drink is now available Sugar Free! Enhanced with the potent herb Milk Thistle, ROCKSTAR is scientifically formulated to speed the recovery time of those who lead active and exhausting lifestyles - from athletes to rockstars."
I can't finish it. I'm scared. It's huge. I don't feel like Bruce Springsteen yet. Maybe I should drink it all.
I'll probably buzz like crazy then drop after 10 minutes. I'll be napping by the time the kids get off the bus.