posted
I figured it would be fun to reverse the game and try to put a positive spin on some otherwise dreary, hopeless situation. Maybe it's not as fun as being twisted and cynical, but hey, it could get interesting. Without further ado:
My car broke down on a highway at 2 a.m.
Posts: 165 | Registered: Apr 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
It could have broken down at 4pm. And insteada merely experiencing a spinout on a relatively empty road, you could have been in heavy traffic causing a massive pileup. (Actually witnessed a freeway spinout late at night from a broken tie-rod. No injuries.)
posted
When your car broke down, the person who came to tow your car turned out to be the person (select gender of your choice) of your dreams. You got married and lived happily ever after.
I haven't had time to mow my grass in weeks, and it's starting to look like a jungle out there.
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
but you go to Starbucks for a Grande Americano and the barista behind the counter says you remind her of Brad Pitt and asks you out. She's a raving beauty and you fall madly, passionately in love.
I don't have a boyfriend...
Posts: 392 | Registered: Aug 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
Not to worry! The Angel of Bluegrass Music visits you and gives you a sacred mandolin and blesses you with the voice of the greatest bluegrass singer of all time. You win the contest and bluegrass becomes the new pop music of the millenium.
I'm worried about my teaching job...
Posts: 392 | Registered: Aug 2004
| IP: Logged |