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A Rat Named Dog
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Okay, here are the rules. At the end of this post, I'll ask a question. The next poster answers the question, then asks one of his own. The third poster answers THAT question, and so forth ...

BUT, at any time, you are allowed to go back and edit the question you asked to make the answer that follows it sound stupid.

No one is allowed to change their answers.

Now, this will probably start kind of slow (since people will need to read responses and edit posts), but let's see if it works ...

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What did you have for breakfast this morning?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: A Rat Named Dog ]
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a baby pig.

when was the stage manager murdered?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Teshi
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When was set designer extraodinaire

Why are your teeth covered in glue?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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A Rat Named Dog
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I ran out of toothpaste.

Where did you get that black eye?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: A Rat Named Dog ]
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From my girlfriend.

What are you chewing on?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: St. Yogi ]
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my left foot (I had to change it cuz rivka deleted her post [Mad] )

Why do you keep denying that your just-dried socks are sticking to your pant legs?

[ November 14, 2004, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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A Rat Named Dog
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They're NOT!

Who do you really listen to for advice?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: A Rat Named Dog ]
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Teshi
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My voices.

What's that smeared all over your face?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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Halava.

What are the first three letters of the alphabet?

[ November 14, 2004, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
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rivka
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[aside] sm, I had to! I didn't respond quickly enough to ARND[/aside]

OSC.



Where are you taking that . . . that THING?

[ November 14, 2004, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
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St. Yogi
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To bed.

What kind of brain do you have?

[ November 14, 2004, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: St. Yogi ]
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Teshi
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I don't really have one.

What's that under the bed?
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Jude Law.

What is the best way to peel an orange?

EDIT: I was gonna edit for Teshi's post, but this works just as well . . . [Smile]

[ November 14, 2004, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: Joldo ]
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with one of those gizmos that Pampered Chef puts out.

Why did you kick that little puppy?

[ November 14, 2004, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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St. Yogi
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Because it's hilarious.

Why haven't I gone to bed yet?
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rivka
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Because it's only been 20 minutes since you said you would, and it takes you 30.



Why are you wandering around nekkid?

[ November 14, 2004, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
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To give little girls silly questions to ask.

I have an extra million I don't need, did you want it?

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Teshi
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No. [Wink]

Why do you say you're similar to me?

[ November 14, 2004, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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Because you're insane?

Why don't you do anything to support yourself?

[ November 14, 2004, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Because there are better things to do!

Why do you have an avertion to non-strangled faces?

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Goody Scrivener
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Because it's not blue.

Why do birds fly?
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Cashew
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Because it's cheep.

[ November 14, 2004, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: Cashew ]
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Icarus
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So how long have you suffered from faulty short-term memory?

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Cashew
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Doh, forgot the question! [Embarrassed]

quote:
Because it's cheep.
What's that hanging out of your ear?

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sarcasticmuppet
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the MST3K volume 6 boxed set.

Who would you like to see wearing a dress and singing "I feel pretty"?

[ November 14, 2004, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Alcon
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Wolverine!

What is 1+1?

[ November 14, 2004, 09:41 PM: Message edited by: Alcon ]
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11

Is any one out there my friend? I need a hug...

Bah, I can't come up with a ... twist for it.

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Need a hug, take a hug..

How much time until you explode?

[ November 15, 2004, 02:21 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
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Alcon
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9:41.54

Forgot the question [Wall Bash]

What color are your eyes?

[ November 14, 2004, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: Alcon ]
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Peach...ish...green...ish...orange.

How much hair will you have lost by the end of the year?

[ November 15, 2004, 02:49 AM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
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Enough to finally build my GO-Go Harry Potter Soap Box Racer, that's for sure.

How did your date know that you were a pieced-together, reanimated corpse?

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Teshi
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Because my head's on back to front.

Are you willing to come now and answer a question on which hangs the survival of your species?

[aside: Alcon, we're all messed up now, you need to return your post to how it was- sorry]

[aside #2: too fast for me [Roll Eyes] ]

[aside #3: and you're definately not Alcon! GAH!]

[ November 15, 2004, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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Alcon
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Depends on what I'm doing.

Who do you have a serious crush on?

[ November 15, 2004, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Alcon ]
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[aside: don't worry about me; I'm insane. I read the name "Book" as "Alcon"]
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Dick Van Dyke

What do you think of Michael Moore?

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I like his characters.

What part of the legal process do you wish had never happened?

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Getting caught when I'd set a fire.

How can you tell when you've hairline fractured a bone?

[ November 14, 2004, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
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Only by taking an X-ray.

Have you ever shoplifted?

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rivka
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On occasion.




My goodness, an axe stuck in your skull! Where were you?

[ November 14, 2004, 11:57 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
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tool time!

Who do you think was responsible for that STD?

[ November 15, 2004, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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No.

What's that big lump in your brain for?
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The Girl From Ipanema

What do we want?
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Someone to make sense of all this.

Does rivka find Sir Thomas More sexy?

[ November 15, 2004, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: Rohan ]
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rivka
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More wishes.



Do you shower regularly?

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Not me.

What is that stuck in your teeth?

[ November 15, 2004, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
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Strawberry seeds.

What would you do with a piece of Tungsten?
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Show it to my chemistry students.



Would you like this vial of immortality potion?

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No thanks, I got my own.

What is it about me that reminds you most of yourself?

[ November 15, 2004, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: Cashew ]
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That you're a loser.

What color toilet paper do you use?
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White

Why does you fat jiggle?
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