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Intelligence3
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Dragons are scary.

[ November 30, 2004, 06:49 PM: Message edited by: Intelligence3 ]

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[Angst]
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Not even a link to a picture of Smaug?

Here's one.

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Um... Smaug never blew fire at his own treasure...

He would have MELTED it then...

He wouldn't do that because he loves treasure.

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[No No] How quickly we forget our favorite dragon:

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!!
Raaa
Sing it with me now:

quote:
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff, oh

Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.

Together they would travel on boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name, oh

Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.

A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants's rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
So, Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave, oh

Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.

I think I had a Puff doll. But I was so young, I can't remember if it was the real thing, or just a knock-off that my parents lied to me about. It was a pale green color and you put baby powder in it, and squeezed its belly and it would shoot out some powder. Tell me, did they make such things? And were they real "Puff the magic dragons"? I hope so, otherwise my childhood will be ruined! [Smile]
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dadada daaaaaa

dadada daaaaaa

dadada da da da da dada

dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum...

Trogdor was a man!
Trogdor was a dragon-man
well, he was just a...dragon
But he was still TROGDOOOOOOOR!! *dadada daaaaaa dadada daaaaaa dadada da da da da dada*

*lights a candle for the departed Trogdor*

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quote:
I think I had a Puff doll. But I was so young, I can't remember if it was the real thing, or just a knock-off that my parents lied to me about. It was a pale green color and you put baby powder in it, and squeezed its belly and it would shoot out some powder. Tell me, did they make such things? And were they real "Puff the magic dragons"? I hope so, otherwise my childhood will be ruined! [Smile]
I have a stuffed Puff that we got at a Peter Paul & Mary concert this past summer. No baby powder tummies, though. He's soooooooo cute!
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Raia
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Puff was always one of my favorite songs. Still is! I sang it in a cabaret in January, and brought my little sister up for a duet in the second verse. I made my best friend cry. I loooove that song!!

I also had the movie when I was little, I would watch it several times a day.

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Hey, I like Dragon. She's cool, and is a circus freak [Smile]

-Bok

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Here's a question for all you fantasy readers:

Traditionally, dragons are evil, and unicorns are good.

There have been a *LOT* of stories written about how dragons aren't *all* bad, etc. etc..

Are there any stories out there about evil unicorns?

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Black Unicorns? There was a book about one, but I can't remember if it was evil...

Also, a lot of books don't say they are good, but rather some sort of primordial magical beings to whom good and evil don't apply. They would kill anyone other than a virgin, remember?

[ December 01, 2004, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]

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There is the book The Black Unicorn by Terry Brooks, but IIRC, it's just an uber-special unicorn, not an evil one.

There's also a black unicorn in the anime The 13 Kingdoms (Juni Koki?), but he pretty much just looks different.

I've never heard that they won't kill virgins, but I've heard that they'll only let virgins ride them.

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Why thanks Bok!

(and really, intelligence, I'm not that scary... am I?)

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Actually, I haven't heard of any stories involving actively evil unicorns.

People have a habit of looking for good elements in even the worst characters, but they tend to have a blind spot for assigning negative aspects to traditionally good characters.

-Trevor

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I think I shall write a story about an evil unicorn. What should her side-kick be... a nasty, animate rainbow?

[ December 01, 2004, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: ElJay ]

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Intelligence3
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[ROFL]

I had considered making a unicorn/rainbow crack, but thought it wasn't as funny as I wanted.

You found the funny.

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Oh, and Dragon, [Angst]
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I was serious!!! :pout: [Wink]
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The unicorn's evil sidekick should be a BUNNY!

quote:
bunnies aren't just cute as everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies


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TMedina
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Bring forth, yon Holy Handgrenade!

-Trevor

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Well, that's always an option, but lecturing people about their moral inferiority and the resulting guilty spiral can often lead the victim to do the dirty deed themselves. It's a great power that the vegan paragons of virtue wield.
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TMedina
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Really? Those kinds of lectures always just make me reach for a bacon cheeseburger.

-Trevor

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There's a book called The Black Unicorn by an author named... Uhhh... Tanith Lee. I liked it. The second and third were good too. I don't have it anymore, but I still have the other two. I want another copy of that book.
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See, yeah, the evil bunny's been done.

My rainbow will be original.

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I like the idea of a rainbow that steals your SOUL. Like you go to the end to find gold and you are SUCKED DRY...
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You mean they don't?

It's a trick like the will o'wisp that leprachauns use to lure unsuspecting mortals into their world.

It seems the wee people need fresh blood to fill their ranks...

-Trevor

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Maybe the rainbow IS your soul... [Eek!]
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Excellent, you're writing my book proposal for me... *rubshands* *takesnotes*
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TMedina
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It's safe to say you're souled on the idea, El?

-Trevor

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Raia
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Which one is writing your proposal? [Razz]
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Both. I'm gonna mush all the ideas together into one super-proposal. After all, if one Hatracker is good, two must be better, neh?
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Raia
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Good idea.
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Where have all the Buffy fans gone?
Long time passing...
Where have all the Buffy fans gone?
Long, long time ago.
Where have all the Buffy fans gone?
Gone to Angel fans every one?
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the Angel fans gone?
Long time passing...
Where have all the Angel fans gone?
Long, long time ago.
Where have all the Angel fans gone?
Gone nowhere 'cause they cancelled that too, the sons of ...

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Raia
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*pat pat*
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*Misses Buffy [Cry]
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*Liked Angel more, but still misses both*

Dragons are the coooooooolest......mystical beings.

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Depends on who's getting mushed together - some people would be a scary combination.

Can you imagine Tom with my chin?

-Trevor

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There's a short story by an Australian writer Nick Earls in which an unicorn gores a woman with his horn. Intentionally.

I don't know if you could describe the story as featuring an evil unicorn though - it's a fairly surreal piece of fiction where the unicorn flatmates with the narrator and the gored girl.

There is a faint memory stirring in my mind though of an evil unicorn story... can't pin it down for the life of me though. Hmmm, will think some more.

(Dagonee - Tony and I are re-working our way through Buffy season 2 at the moment. Re-watching after having seen seasons 6 and 7 makes us realise again how truly clever Joss Weddon is. )

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quote:
Can you imagine Tom with my chin?
Nope. 'Cause while I've met Tom in person on multiple occasions, I've never even seen a picture of you. [Razz]
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Never having seen Tom but having cut myself shaving many times, I can assure you it wouldn't be a pretty picture. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

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I've been sitting here racking my brains and I still can't remember the story I'm thinking of.

[Mad] This is going to irritate me for the rest of the day.

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Well then I'll take your word for it. :flounces off:

Edit: s-i-g-h. My being snotty looks funny when you go and post in front of me, imogen. [Mad]

[ December 01, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: ElJay ]

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Sorry El - I'll make more of an effort to get a picture taken and posted somewhere.

Although at the rate I'm going, I might as well put it on a Wanted Poster and be done with it.

-Trevor

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I'm just playin' with ya, Trevor. It was a funny, I don't mean to pressure you. And I certainly don't want you to think I some sort of weird-o stalker. [Angst] I'm just nosey. [Big Grin]
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And there I thought you were flouncing at me. I felt special.

[Frown] Sadly dis-illusioned.

*flounces quietly to herself*

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Was it "Problems with a Girl and Unicorn"?
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Oh, I know El - believe me, I'm not the sort people stalk. [Taunt]

I was just too tired to put in the appropriate smiley face - playing email tag with someone and it's well past my bedtime. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

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I'm sure El would love to flounce at you Imogen - I think I'm just about flounced out. [Taunt]

-Trevor

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imogen, I will flounce at you any time :waggleseyebrows: Especially if you go back to signing all your posts with a [Mad] at the end, I snicker everytime I think about that.
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(Edit: to Dagonee) Oh yes, that was the Nick Earls one.

But I am sure I have read another story (by another author) with an evil unicorn. I think it raped a girl. But I can't remember the title, author, specific plot or even if it really existed.

(And I am loath to plug that particular combination of words into google. Especially given I am at work)

[ December 01, 2004, 11:33 PM: Message edited by: imogen ]

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