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Topic: Ist bad pun of 2005
Dobbie
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posted January 03, 2005 06:56 PM
In the spirit of ecumenicism, I decided to include both Mormon and Catholic references. quote: Did you hear about the new association being started by Gordon B. Hinckley and Mother Angelica? Incidentally, if you don't know who either of these people is, you'd better look them up now. See, I don't aim just to amuse; I also provide an oppurtunity for you to increase your knowledge. quote: It will be a nun-prophet organization.
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 06:57 PM
I will grant that pun a snort.
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Trisha the Severe Hottie
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posted January 03, 2005 06:58 PM
Most people don't know the difference between a nun-prophet organization and a nun-for-prophet organization.
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 07:00 PM
Is the latter some kind of Mormon/Catholic prisoner exchange program?
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 07:03 PM
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 07:04 PM
Well, I need to know. I'll be seriously outnumbered at any Hatrack gatherings.
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 07:05 PM
I got the duct tape and the gag.
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 07:05 PM
But the nun-for-prophet trades won't work for you...you're not a nun.
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Stan the man
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posted January 03, 2005 07:07 PM
I got your back Dag. That makes 2 Catholics......against...oh boy.
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 07:11 PM
Are you up on your secret Jesuit fighting style?
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Elizabeth
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posted January 03, 2005 07:14 PM
I am a disgruntled Catholic, Dag. You can count me in when it is convenient for me.
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 07:15 PM
If you admit to being Catholic (
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 07:16 PM
You're not a really big fan of Steven Spielberg , are you? I mean, with that duct tape obsession and all. [ January 03, 2005, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
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Stan the man
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posted January 03, 2005 07:19 PM
Narnia, I could teach you the way of the duct tape, but then I'd be strung up and left to die.
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 07:21 PM
lol
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punwit
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posted January 03, 2005 07:22 PM
Hmmm...Dag, Would you accept the aid of a Philistine?
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Elizabeth
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posted January 03, 2005 07:23 PM
Dag, if we caught enough of them, we could invent a prayer-powered automobile and make millions!
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 07:23 PM
Of course. That should Phil up the group nicely.
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punwit
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posted January 03, 2005 07:33 PM
Philistine was perhaps a bit of a misnomer. At present I can't think of a fitting appelation. I would like to say though that freeing you from propheteers seems like a noble calling.
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 07:37 PM
Propheteers or racketeers?
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Stan the man
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posted January 03, 2005 07:38 PM
That at least makes four of us. Just enough to dress out to be a modern 3 Musketeers (since there were 4 anyway).
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punwit
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posted January 03, 2005 07:43 PM
We have to carry muskets? I'd prefer muskrats, they're less likely to explode on us.[ January 03, 2005, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
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Stan the man
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posted January 03, 2005 07:45 PM
I was thinking Super soakers and silly string.
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 07:49 PM
Super soakers are good. Silly string is messy.
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 07:50 PM
Great. Now you're ganging up!
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punwit
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posted January 03, 2005 07:53 PM
Ok, let's assume that you've managed to snare Dagonee. Who's gonna play Host to the captive?
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Stan the man
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posted January 03, 2005 07:58 PM
Narnia, your threats to tickle are hardly that. do promise to tickle right?
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 08:00 PM
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Elizabeth
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posted January 03, 2005 08:00 PM
Hmm. Punwit, we will have to communioncate nonverbally.
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Stan the man
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posted January 03, 2005 08:04 PM
*Glad nose isn't ticklish*
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Narnia
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posted January 03, 2005 08:05 PM
Hm. My plan will not be thwarted....
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 08:19 PM
*uses his wristwatch laser to cut the duct tape*
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Noemon
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posted January 03, 2005 08:22 PM
quote: Are you up on your secret Jesuit fighting style? You mean Jesuit-jitsu?
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 08:24 PM
That's one of three major styles: Jesuit-jitsu, Jeskwando, and Jes-fu.
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Dragon
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posted January 03, 2005 09:25 PM
Anyone read Lamb by Christopher Moore? According to this amazing book, jujuitsu is actually "jew-juitsu" because Jesus invented it before he began his ministry...
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Dagonee
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posted January 03, 2005 09:34 PM
How does hand-to-hand combat fit in with "He who lives by the sword..."
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Shan
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posted January 03, 2005 11:36 PM
[ January 03, 2005, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]
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Stan the man
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posted January 04, 2005 12:07 AM
Well the Jews in their Jew-jitsuism are invited to help the Catholics in covering the Mormons in silly string.
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Narnia
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posted January 04, 2005 03:55 AM
quote: You mean Jesuit-jitsu? That was milk snortin through my nose funny!!
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Narnia
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posted February 24, 2005 12:16 AM
Ah, I love this thread!! *nostalgia*
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Kwea
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posted February 24, 2005 12:59 AM
Whomever is "hosting" Dag, be careful....
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Narnia
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posted February 24, 2005 01:00 AM
Are you saying that Dag could legally talk himself out of duct tape??
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Boris
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posted February 24, 2005 01:13 AM
I believe so.
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Mr.Funny
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posted February 24, 2005 01:18 AM
quote: Are you saying that Dag could legally talk himself out of duct tape??
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Morbo
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posted February 24, 2005 01:47 AM
No, only red tape. Dag's powerless against duct tape, even when he wears his cape.
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Princess Leah
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posted February 24, 2005 01:49 AM
Ah, yes. The trick with duct tape is to have a hood and mask as well. Or, if these are unavaliable, a sidekick.
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