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So here I am, minding my own business, happily posting on Hatrack, when I hear a screeching of tires outside my house. I look out my window and see a car on the main street pull a U-turn, backtrack, and pull up in front of my house. One of the car's tires is flat. The driver gets out, looks at the flat tire, and gets back in his car. After a minute he gets out and peers at the tire again. He jiggles his hubcap, feels around in the wheelwell, and gets back in his car. He gets out of the car again, makes a circuit of it, and feels around in the wheelwell again, this time for quite a while. He then gets back in the car. Once again he emerges from the car, this time crossing to my yard. I assumed he was going to come up and ask to use my phone or something, but no, he was just looking for a convenient place to go to relieve himself, apparently. When he finished he got back in his car and drove off, ignoring the damage he was doing by driving on a flat tire.
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Yeah, I probably should have called the cops. I couldn't see his license plate though, and he'd have been long gone by the time they arrived at the scene.
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You would not believe the day I just had. I was driving to my drug deal, and I really had to go. I thought I was going to make it in time, then my tire blew. Fortunately, it was in front of a house with an extra absorbent welcome mat.
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In college, a friend of mine thought my room was a bathroom, and peed in my chair. And a really snotty girl who thought she was better than everyone else around her came in to my husband's room when he and his friends were watching tv and pooped on their floor.
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Alcohol, and NO-ONE asked me to join! Shame on you...
If he was drunk, I think he 'fertilised' the ground more than you think. Jiggling around his crotch, while drunk, makes me think that he, well, did a very rude *thing*. He masterly debated.
Did you verify the liquids as human pee?
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quote: And a really snotty girl who thought she was better than everyone else around her came in to my husband's room when he and his friends were watching tv and pooped on their floor.
My mom's Shi-Tzu did that all the time... Posts: 3003 | Registered: Oct 2004
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quote:If he was drunk, I think he 'fertilised' the ground more than you think. Jiggling around his crotch, while drunk, makes me think that he, well, did a very rude *thing*. He masterly debated.
I'd like to point out that urination and masturbation look completely different. It would be hard to mistake one for the other, unless this guy's got a hair trigger and the testicular capacity of a milk carton. . . .
(Edited to quote the post I was responding to. Wouldn't want anyone just casually browsing to get the idea that I'm the one that brought it up.)
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Our neighbor brought his puppy with him to drop something by this morning, and it started to leak in the foyer. So he went back outside and I felt bad since it's so cold and snowy here right now. I mean, I would have been totally fine with keeping the puppy in a plastic bag during his visit. Posts: 666 | Registered: Dec 2003
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Um, yes. And it was definitely pee, but thanks so much for the image. As if the image of him peeing wasn't bad enough.
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A friend of mine went to his brother's house for Thanksgiving. His house is out in the woods, but not invisible. And his dining room has a large picture window.
As dinner was progressing, a hunter walked into his front yard, looked around, but apparently didn't see the house somehow, so he pulled down his pants and well, you know.
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