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Topic: Alter-ego burninations by an mean Aztec God: $5. The Burninator is IN.

Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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**sets up shop. waits**

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Lady Jane
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I'm new.

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advice for robots
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Steps though the door, trying not to make the bell ring.

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Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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**burninates kat**

total profit so far: $5

**shoos away AFR**

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Lady Jane
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Hey!

You were just waiting to do that.

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Sara Sasse
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quote:
So come, my friends, be not afraid.
We are so lightly here.
It is in love that we are made;
In love we disappear.

Do me, baby. [Smile]

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Papa Moose
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Too bad Slash ain't around any more. He loves a good barbecue.

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advice for robots
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Oh, what, can't even get burninated.

*Slumps out, depressed.*

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mr_porteiro_head
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That's pretty rude to set up the sign and then walk away.

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Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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**Burninates Claudia Therese with all the fury mean Aztec God can muster**

Slash admitted at GC that he can't breath fire. He just eats newbies.

And AFR, this thread is only for 'alter-ego' burninations. Get an alter ego, pay me $5 and I'll take care of ya.

Profit: $10

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newfoundlogic
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Since when could feathered serpents, even divine ones, burninate people? [Taunt]

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fugu13
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You know, you could count your food expenses for foods which enhance your burnination as a business expense. It would reduce your apparent profit margin, reducing your taxes.

Just sayin'.

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Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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Good point. Should I start up a shelter LLC to shield any further taxes as well?

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Glaphyra the Righteous
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Burninate me? *hopeful

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Dagonee
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Good point. Should I start up a shelter LLC to shield any further taxes as well?

LLCs pass taxes through to the members, but they do limit you from excess burnination-based liability.

Dagonee

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mph
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*pays $5*

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Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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Well, we don't want the Burninator sued, now, do we?

**files paperwork for Burninations R US, LLC. **

Now. Back to Bwuishness.

Who is this 'Glaphyra" I need documentation that this is in fact an alter-ego.

Same goes for you MPH. I need proof.

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Dagonee
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Oh, you need to only do business as Quetzalcoatl the Burninator, LLC.

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advice for robots
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*slumps back in*

See, now that's the problem. I have a few alter egos, but would you or anybody else recognize them as me? No, I don't think so.

*slumps out again*

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fugu13
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Don't some states require 2 or more members for LLCs, Dag?

He could go in with Trogdor (who could be a silent partner, or not).

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Trisha the Severe Hottie
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Not in Utah, or I could have been in trouble back when I had one...

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Dagonee
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We only studied the UNIFORM LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY ACT, which is the model for most states, and it specifically allows LLCs with one or more members. I've heard of no state where more than one is required.

Oh, for the name:

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The name of a limited liability company must contain "limited liability company" or "limited company" or the abbreviation "L.L.C.", "LLC", "L.C.", or "LC". "Limited" may be abbreviated as "Ltd.", and "company" may be abbreviated as "Co.".

Dagonee

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fugu13
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Yep, some states require two. Here's the first verification that popped up:

http://www.totaltaxsolutions.com/limited-liability.htm

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Is there a Minimum Number of Members?

Although the IRS allows an LLC with only one member, the state of California requires LLCs to have at least two members. A member of an LLC may be an entity other than an individual such as another LLC, corporation, partnership, or trust.

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Dagonee
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So really, you have to file two extra forms to get a one-member LLC in CA.

QtB would be sole shareholder in Dummy Burninations, Inc.

QtB and DBI are members of QtB, LLC, with QtB having a 99% ownership.

Simple.

Dagonee

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Santa's Helper
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Can I charge my burnination or do I have to pay cash? My next paycheck isn't for a while yet.

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Ppaa Mosoe
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I cuold use a bnurintaoin psaele. And wilhe I'm hree....

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waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht teh
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed
ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

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advice for pirates
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Oh, all right.

*waits*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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*burninates Quetzalcoatl*

Get your own game, serpent boy.

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Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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Youch. I go out to file some paperwork and look what happens.

Ok.

AFR: I hereby burninate you and all the Nuskin products around you.

*burninates AFR*

Next.

Papa Moose -- even though I feel unworthy, here you go..

**burninates Moose**

I'm not sure who Santa's Helper is.

Dag and fugu... wanna go in with me on the venture? You could be managing partners. I'll give you a share each.

[Smile]

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mph
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What kind of proof are you looking for?

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Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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Don't you have a paper to write?

Face it Trog. You're ancient history. Your burninations are cheap while mine are worth $5 each. Go away fore I get mad.

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Quetzalcoatl the Burninator
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Profit: $20

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Uh, I'm ancient history? Hello Pot.

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kaioshin00
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There's a grammar error in the topic name. You used "an" instead of "a".

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Trogdor the Burninator
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English isn't his first language. Heck, he can only speak like 25% of his own language, he may not even know what definite articles are.

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mph
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*demands burnination*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Pat and I are both in the No Burninations for Porter Club. Sorry.

Well, not really.

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kaioshin00
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Well then I am quite impressed by his hyphenation.

Kudos to him.

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mackiIIian
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o_O

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orietrop
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*puts $5 in the tip jar*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Nice try, but still no, porteiro.

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orietrop
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DOETH!

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Mr. Porteiro Head
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Please, sir, may I please have a burnination?

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Patsy
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*clop clop*

Are you going to answer the credit card question or not? I have a couple of coconuts to barter, but otherwise am short of cash. King Arthur, for all his castles and high minded morals, doesn't pay squat.

I help them all, you know. Santa, King Arthur. None of them pay. *sigh*

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eslaine
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Hey, I got a coupon for a free burnination.

Oh, wait. It expired. Dang.

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miles_per_hour
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OK. Here's your $5. Where are the flames?

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Brinestone
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Is this Pat on Hatrack? Whoa. Trippy.

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Teshi
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I'm almost tempted...

...but no.

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Koryu
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(hands over a crisp fiver) Burninations please!!

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mr_porteiro_head
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I'm gonna sue.

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