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ketchupqueen
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It's the Mormon Name Generator!

I can always tell when kids in the Primary classes I sub for were born in Utah...

*cough*Keeleigh-Shae*cough*cough*

(No offense to people who are Utah Mormons, named their daughter Keeleigh-Shae, or otherwise are being poked gentle fun at intended.)
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dkw
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[Eek!] Idahana Chinchilla Zest [Eek!]

I'm picturing someone using a tool with little prongs to scrape small strips of fur off a soft grey rodent.

[Frown]
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Puffy Treat
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Wow. 'Puffy Treat' became 'Duffin Trafton'.

It sounds so...plausible.
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Noemon
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Apparently Joseph Smith's Mormon name is "Jareph Clemouth".
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Alea Perez -> Aleah Busbyberkly Jukebox-Jezabel

[Confused]
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Avadaru
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I like mine:

Jane Cannon ----> An'Janae Candelon
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I'm Jae'vonna Paradise Sunrise
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Bella Bee
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Channelle Confederate America [Eek!]
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dkw
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After the wedding I will be: Idahana Kaysional Tempest.

Which is nice. You don't want tempests too often.
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Annie
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Annekette Jorgana

Maybe I should make that my pen name...
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I'm Calbert Mick BonScott

Not exactly sure why dkw and I wouldn't end up with the same last name...Is that some Mormon thing I don't know about?

but, apparently, I'm related to Orson Scott Card, whose Mormon name is:

Mick BonScott Cardell

And if I have a sex change operation, but keep my same name, I'd translate to:
Confederate America Saunsceneyouray

Woo Hoo!!!

[ January 23, 2005, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Brian J. Hill
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Bracken Arville. Eerily plausible. [Eek!]
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Bob_Scopatz
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Um...this is really funny.

George W Bush becomes:

Friends Forsaken Burns
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Elizabeth
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I wonder if he is related to the Mr. Burns on the Simpsons.
(thinks asec)
Yup, he is.

My name is: Young Elizabeth Britten

I like the Young part.
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Marydalene Annadette
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Allegra
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Allegra Hale goes to Aledra Hadley. I kind of like it.
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Jannifer Earlda

hee!
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Narnia
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OH oh, mine's the best!!

Celestial Glory Cristerie

[Big Grin]
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beverly
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Wow, Narnia, you get all the pretty names.

*pout*
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I'm Adan Bowden (Saying it feels like I'm re-inacting the Bill Cosby dentist routine)

edit: My father and brother now have the same first names [Razz]

[ January 23, 2005, 11:10 PM: Message edited by: Boris ]
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Aliselyn Mataya Lashelle.
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Derrell
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Mine is Dorrell Forever. Bob's post got me curious about what would happen if I used my name, but put that i was a female. Bertella Florene .
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Trinity Michael Josef Norval

Dude.. my name is Trinity?
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sarcasticmuppet
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Is something wrong with me if I really like the name Aliselyn?
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Adan Bartell

My first name is pretty much identical, but the last name makes no sense.
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Whoa.
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Kayla
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Weird. When I use my first and last name, I'm Bodawn Mikintree.

When I use first, middle and last, I'm Cajun Rayne Mikintree.

Personally, I like the combo of my married and maiden names.

Cajun Rayne Southern Justice.
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Narnia
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LOL!! [ROFL]
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Teshi
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My Real Name ----> Pictorianna Brischae (heh)
Teshi Evans -----> Taiesha Evadean (double heh)
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Using "Verily Younger" as a name, I got "Verneil Bonner". Which I actually kind of like.
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My real full name -> Ila Jean Willia, which is kinda a cop-out.

Without my middle name I get Lizalynn Willia, which is oddly close to what a fried of the family used to call me.

Using ElJay as my first name I get Ellayna Willia, which I actually kinda like.
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[Angst]
Arsace Davenport Shore
[Cry]
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Holy moly...

Karl Wolf became:

Karley Welcome Exile

[Eek!]

"Come on in! Get out of here!"
[ROFL]

[ January 24, 2005, 12:08 AM: Message edited by: Telperion the Silver ]
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[ROFL]

I like "Karley" though. [Wink]
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Serenity Fawn DeFonda Virtue (all lower case female)

Berva Dawn DeFonda Virtue (with caps female)

I like my name better when it is changed from all lower case.

Friends Forsaken Daxson Ekewaka (with caps male)

Friends Forsaken Shannon doah (all lower case male)
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(This is Leonide, btw)

My Mormon Name:
Kiera Aaleigh

Strider's:
Cregg Arther

If we marry...I'll be Kiera Norberta

*snort*
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Mine is: Kaiden Chipper D'Frank

You know everyone would just call me 'Chip'

If I were Napoleon Dynamite, it would be: Noldon DaMonite [Cool]
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Oh man...my daughter keeps her name as is, almost. That's frightening. LOL
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If Napoleon Dynamite was a girl's name, it'd be: Caroldean DeFonda Virtue
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Cool. "Englebert Humperdink" becomes "Clebert Hummingbird".
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Mavryck Carnell For me. Now how would you pronounce that?

[ January 24, 2005, 03:56 AM: Message edited by: Catseye1979 ]
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Catherine Dutton= MeleKatherine Dusty Dawn

If I were a boy named Catherine (ha!) my name would be Carrington Britton
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Acia Danai LaDuska

*The Ugly One (cue Teen Girl Squad jingle...)
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Heavenly Melanie Shambertine Crille

[ROFL]

If I add my middle name, I get Cajun Rayne Shambertine Crille.

But I think I prefer Heavenly Melanie.

Jim, my husband, gets Antrim Zeezrom Shandell. Not sure why we have different last names, though...
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Real name- Anfernee Antrim Zeezrom......you know I don't think this name quite suits me......its funny though [Big Grin]

SteveRogers- Seven Logan River

[ January 24, 2005, 08:43 AM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
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TrinityMichaelJosef Chesley.

That's right, I get 3 names in one!

-Bok
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haha! somebody's name included Busby Berkeley. that makes me happy
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Dilson. Dilson! Do I look like a Dilson to you? Grrrrr.....
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First + last name -> Caldoun Stayner
First + last name + female (am NOT!) -> LaFawnduh Miracles Precious One ("Awww, my precious!!!")
Full name -> Randon Stayner (hey, I added a name, why do I still get only two?!?)
Full name + female -> Traudi Treasure Cocaine Miracles Precious One

Uh, the last one... I have no words... [ROFL]
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First + 3 Middle Names + Last Name= Caroldean Paradise Sunrise

"Real" first + Last Name = Caroldean Daquari

Name I go by (combo of middle names) + Last Name = Jadealyn Daquari

Middle Names + Last Name = Heavenly Melanie Daquari

Heavenly Melanie Daquari makes me think of Heavenly Melon Daiquiris [Razz]
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