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I know the Times requires registration, but this article is hilarious...
quote: OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Sir Paul's Playbook By TIM CARVELL
This year's halftime entertainment will be provided by Paul McCartney, who will entertain for the entire 12 minutes and whose every word and move will be vetted and reviewed by the league. - The Associated Press, Feb. 1
To: Paul McCartney From: The N.F.L. Re: Super Bowl halftime show
...Moving on. We've reviewed your set list and dance routine, and we have just a few notes:
"I Saw Her Standing There": "Well, she was just 17, you know what I mean"? I am fairly certain that I do not know what you mean, but I do know that she'd better be at least 18. Make that 21. Or 25. She was just 25. That works fine.
"A Hard Day's Night": We're a bit concerned about the line about how, when "I get home to you, I'll find the things that you do, will make me feel all right." That is upsettingly vague, like the things that she does might be rated, you know, more than PG. Maybe you could sub in something more specific and G-rated, like: "But when I get home to you, I find the board games we play will make me feel all right." It's the same general idea, I think you'll find.
"A Day in the Life": "He blew his mind out in his car"? No, Paul. No, he didn't.
[ February 04, 2005, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Kasie H ]
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