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Fyfe
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Because our professor wants us all to have a joke to tell tomorrow. And as soon as I started trying to think of good jokes, my mind went perfectly blank, and now I can't remember any jokes that I know, let alone good ones.

Help help help.
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advice for robots
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Kevin?"
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Portabello
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Here you go.
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Enigmatic
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Rene Descarte walks into a bar.
The bartender say "The usual?"
Descarte replies "I think not" and disappears.
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Jonathan Howard
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I updated it: "Nunquam cogitas, ergo non es."
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Dan_raven
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Do I have any good jokes? No.

Do I have some bad jokes? Yes.

Three guys are strolling down a street. Two of them walk into a bar.

The third ducks.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fssshhhhh

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How did Cheese get its name?

The first person to smell milk curdling went, "Cheeeeeses that stinks."

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Whats the difference between Kinky and Perverted?

Kinky uses a feather.

Perverted uses the whole chicken.

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Did you know that in 1905, it was illegal in the state of Wisconsin to hang a man with a wooden leg?

You had to use a rope. Do you know how hard it is to wrap a wooden leg around somebody's neck?
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Jonathan Howard
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How does a Chinese get its name?
Throw a pot down the stairs; the resulting sound - becomes the name.
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Boris
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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CalvinMaker
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I have plenty of good jokes.

Just none that would be acceptable on this forum...;-)
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Mine is only slightly inappropriate.

But it loses some of its kick when not told with, you know, presentation.
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What does Snoop Dogg use his umbrella for?

For drizzle.
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