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In honor of Dana's ordination, and because Elizabeth has said she'll parish without another pun smackdown, we're doing puns about religious orders (I'll have monk fish) and other churchy-type stuff. Of course, since I can't really stay logged on (due to packing for the move, etc.) I suppose I'll be participating ex-cathedrally -- I could be wrong about that, though.
Anyway, the bells are ringing. Come inside. Kumbaya...
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I'll have to enchoir about this pun business. It's a new testament for me, this writing style. Hymn... I'll have to think some more.
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I don't do many puns. I may have to altar my writing style. I'll pulpit up a bit and make my writing meatier.
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Did you hear about the hot new magazing being published? It's just for singing churchgoers, called The National In Choir.
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If you ask the pastor for advice right after services, is that like having an in vestment counselor?
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My friend quit drinking, and that is all well and good. Now he is addicted to Internet forums. He is a postholic.
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Little Johnny, on his way way in to the Sunday special praise service: We're all goin' to hail!
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Bob, you nave, is this a vestment in Liz's goodwill? By the way, is Smokey's mpther still alive? There's nothing worse than a dogma that's too rigid.
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The recent Japanese converts queued up to dance into the Church: it was a conga geishan line.
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Egyptians used to believed cats were guardians of the underworld, but it was hard to get them to stay awake. They had special priests to take care of that: someone with a tabby knack'll really help with stubborn cats.
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Wow, the witty spirit in these pun threads is really invicarating. I'll have to commune with you guys more often.
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When the new synagogue came to town, the sent word out to the other congregations, "Won't you bima neighbor?
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Amidah big mistake getting involved with this thread. I may just kippah-n going until somebody sets their evil minyans to stop me! Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
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Just a quick note about an old friend that formed his own religion. We went to one of his sermons and my daughter was quite curious about his ornate,sleeveless overcoat. Having spent countless hours with said friend qualified me to explain what the vestmeant.
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My husband is grouchy today, I think because he's on a diet. The doctor said he needs to needs to watch his cholesterol, because it's a little high. Then he wanted to order pizza, and I said, Don't trumeau that your health is at stake? Don't be so cornice, he replied, it's not your business, so buttress out. You're the boss, I said. It's not my problem if your arteries get all jambed up and clerestory.
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You stole the puns; there's no surplice for the rest of us. But the truth is, the puns on this thread aren't worth tu nicles anyway. Are the puns - GAR! - meant to be so bad? I think I'll just rochet out of this zone as fast as I can.
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I knew a guy once who made too many bad puns. Finally, I said to him, "Eu Christ or something? So stop with the puns!"
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