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But Bob, how can we pick? there are so very many!
However, I would have to pick "Cheaper by the Dozen" for now.
While I thought parts were funny, and often say to my children, "You soaked his UNDERWEAR in MEAT??(which drives them crazy), I think it took away from one of the most beautiful stories the world has ever known, as a real life story, a novel, a play, and a film.
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well, they're technically prequels... but I think it goes without saying that at least Star Wars Ep. I and Ep. II have to make the list
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The Talisman is a sequel? Or are you referring to Black House, as the sequel to The Talisman? In which case, while I agree that it was not as good as The Talisman, it eventually improved (after the first couple hundred pages), and I don't think it makes any "worst ever" lists.
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You didn't finish Black House? It gets better. I agree that the first hundred pages or so are just awful (and, I'm convinced, entirely written by Peter Straub), and I wouldn't say it's a very good sequel, but it does get better.
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Actually, Elizabeth, Belles on their toes is the much less wonderful sequel to Cheaper by the Dozen. It has some good moments (Myrna Loy is always great to watch), but both the book and the movie paled in comparison to the original.
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quote:Originally posted by Elizabeth: But Bob, how can we pick? there are so very many!
However, I would have to pick "Cheaper by the Dozen" for now.
While I thought parts were funny, and often say to my children, "You soaked his UNDERWEAR in MEAT??(which drives them crazy), I think it took away from one of the most beautiful stories the world has ever known, as a real life story, a novel, a play, and a film.
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Highlander 2... so incomprehensibly poorly written that it actually managed to make the first movie worse.
Virginia Madsen was all right to look at and we got to see a little bit of Sean Connery's character again... but that is one movie I really wish I hadn't seen.
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So at this point remake means, "Use the same title and any single plot point, then make up the rest?"
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Hey, so I didn't miss the point after all, this is also about movie sequels? I take that back, then.
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I was going to mention "Return of Jafar," but I got beat to it. Then that was totally overshadowed by "Highlander II." So I figure my work here is done.
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Land Before Time is up to 11, 10 was the Great Longneck Migration, and 11 was, I think Attack of the Tinysauruses.
Rocky V would be my complaint. I didn't mind II or III, and IV was my favorite. But V was a mistake to mankind.
Jurassic Parks II and III were iffy at best.
I agree almost every Disney sequel has been wretched. Though I stopped watching them after Aladdin II and III. I hold out hope for Emperor's New Groove 2 though, it looks good. And Lion King 1 1/2 was awesome.
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I will agree on Indy, but I haven't seen Havana Nights.
However, I have to plead that while Grease 2 isn't that great a movie, I have a warm place for it in my heart simply because if I ever want to see the football field where my high school graduation was held, all I have to do is watch that movie. It wasn't the high school I attended my senior year, it was the other school in town (Norwalk, CA). But we didn't have a football stadium at the school I went to that year, so it played its football games and held graduation at the other school.
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I second all the mentions of the Matrix Revolutions, and Matrix Reloaded. As for Revolutions, we went to see in in the theatre. There were people there who had dressed up in costumes to see this movie--literally come as "Neo" and "Trinity" who were laughing their behinds off at the dialogue.
Example: Scene where Neo is blinded during confrontation with Bane.
Trinity: Neo. Oh no. Your eyes. Neo: I'll be okay. It's all right, Trin. But I think you're gonna have to drive.
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Back to books: Alice Borchardt wrote two enjoyable books called "The Silver Wolf" and "Night of the Wolf." However, the third one, "The Wolf King," was horrible. It's been a few years since I've read these, so the first books may very well have been poorly written. But they were interesting to read at the time.
My husband would vehemently disagree with this, but Gene Wolf's "Book of the Long Sun" and "Book of the Short Sun" series were both big letdowns after the "Book of the New Sun" series.
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Man, I keep posting, and it doesn't show up.(I think I am pushing "Go,"
Anyway, Carrie, it was horrid! I kept trying to read it, because I was at my parents' house and needed a book, but I couldn;t.
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For remakes,whoever thought it was a good idea to take the phenomenal film "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" and remake it as a sex farce should be drawn and quartered.
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I have to agree with Jim-Me Highlander 2 was horrible. That and The Crow 2 were two movies I wish I'd never seen.
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quote:Originally posted by Belle: For remakes,whoever thought it was a good idea to take the phenomenal film "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" and remake it as a sex farce should be drawn and quartered.
Aw. I loved "Guess Who". It was hilarious. And it had one of my favourite songs in it, Sommersault by Zero 7. That totally made it better by 8 points.
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The Dune saga's gradual degradation into vapidity has yet to be mentioned. I can't really say at which point in the series that it happened, but it did.
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" There were people there who had dressed up in costumes to see this movie--literally come as "Neo" and "Trinity" who were laughing their behinds off at the dialogue.
Example: Scene where Neo is blinded during confrontation with Bane.
Trinity: Neo. Oh no. Your eyes. Neo: I'll be okay. It's all right, Trin. But I think you're gonna have to drive."
Are you sure they weren't laughing at the line? I think it was supposed to be a funny line.
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Weis and Hickman's Legacy of the Darksword, the sequel to their original Darksword trilogy.
Yeah, the originals weren't exactly high class literature, but they were fun, with some intriguing characters and plot twists. Legacy, on the other hand, may hold the honor of being the worst book I have ever forced myself to finish.
"Let's take the Darksword world, warp all the characters beyond recognition, and then add EVIL ALIENS!"
Scarred for life, I am.
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As far as eventual sequels, I'd nominate Batman Forever and Batman and Robin, the latter more so than the former. Batman was good, Batman Returns was just as good if not better, Batman Forever began a decline, and Batman and Robin killed the franchise until the current revival.
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I reject Batman and Robin as the worst sequel ever simply because I refuse to believe that the movie exists. Any commercials I may have seen for it are merely delusional visions sent to warn me of the end of all cinema.
On the other hand, I liked Alien 3. It's not my favorite in the series, certainly, but I think it's a good movie. Yes, I recognize I'm in the minority opinion on this one.
I dressed up in full costume to go to The Crow 2. This was awesome going in, but on the way out I kinda wanted to just sulk away and hide the fact that I was wearing makeup and electrical tape for such a crappy movie. There's a 3rd one. I haven't seen it, but it's probably safe to assume it's worse. I don't think it even had a theatrical release.
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You know, in defense of the Disney cartoon sequels, the are generally direct to video sequels. That's a pretty clear indication that the producers themselves admit they are crap. The best Disney movies are written in such a way that kids can enjoy them on one level and adults on another. The DTV sequels are not like this: they are just for the kids who will watch any garbage as long as their favorite characters from whatever are still in it.
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