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skillery
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I could not drag her away from the street performers in Covent Garden.

What is it about Bohemians? Is it their charm and wit? Do they appeal to the female mothering instinct?

I need to grow some facial hair and hopefully, some chest hair.

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Storm Saxon
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It's the buildup of male pheremones from having not had a bath in a few weeks. [Smile]

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Joldo
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's 'cause we sexy like crazy, man.

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TomDavidson
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What is it about Bohemians? Is it their charm and wit? Do they appeal to the female mothering instinct?

It's the presumption of self-confidence. That most Bohos are actually bundles of insecurity and neurosis isn't always immediately obvious; that they're comfortable standing on a corner and playing their hearts out for strangers in exchange for a buck fifty is.

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Telperion the Silver
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What can I say... we bohemians are a sexy bunch.

*winks at Tom*

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Telperion the Silver
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Hey... get off my street corner!
*puffs up*

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Joldo
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*loudly sings Tango Maureen on own corner*

Take that, punk. I'm so much more Bohemian than you. [Razz]

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Telperion the Silver
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Oh yah?!

*sings Chess Anthem on his corner*

We'll see who's more Bohemian.

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Joldo
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*sings La Vie Boheme*

Yeah, what now?

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Joldo
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Besides, I'm young and idealistic. I think that technically makes me automatically higher on the Bohemian hierarchy than you.

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Human
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*scoffs* Bohemians.

*sets up his drum stand in the middle of the street and starts rocking* [Evil]

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T_Smith
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Well, they do have a pretty catchy rhapsody.

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Telperion the Silver
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*sings Viva La More*

Bring it on...

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Telperion the Silver
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Nothing is cooler than gothic bohemians...

mmmm...

*sings Faith & The Muse in his black robes, lace shirt, and facepaint*

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Joldo
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Gothic Bohemians? Ha! Technically, all those who claim Gothiness fall under my power.

As some one who is actually of Gothic descent, wannabe Goths are automatically my lessers. [Razz]

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ambyr
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Facepain? This some new goth makeup I'm as yet unfamilar with?

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Joldo
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Yep. It's highly acidic makeup.

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Telperion the Silver
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Oops... missed the "t".

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Telperion the Silver
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Wait a second... I'm the Dark Gothic Prince...who are you to claim the gothic noble line, eh? Is your facepaint some kind of seduction trick?

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Joldo
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Not noble . . . simply real Goth.

And yes, I am seducing you. It's my sheer sexy, you know.

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Telperion the Silver
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Oh my... *blush*

*cough*cough*

So... you are of German blood eh? Well so am I!

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Joldo
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*sticks out tongue*

Well . . . mine's redder!

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skillery
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I used to travel to jobsites with a Bohemian computer programmer. He would often be late to the job on the first morning after arriving. "Had to drop so-and-so off." And it wasn't always the same girl.

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Joldo
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We don't all do that. I, for instance, cannot drive.

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Telperion the Silver
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Ah ha! Whatever strength of blood you have I beat you with seniority! [Smile]

*licks skillery for fun*

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Joldo
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Well, I beat you with youth!

Or are we talking Hatrack seniority, in which case I can dig up my first screen name?

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Telperion the Silver
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Gothic seniority... I'm a Goth Elder of 28 years.

(what was your first screen name?)

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Joldo
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I used to be Black Mage, in tribute to my favorite 8-bit Theater character. Member number 5800, yo.

Well . . . I speak German and can read Anglo-Saxon. That's gotta give me something.

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skillery
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quote:
*licks skillery for fun*

*is not especially lickable but manages to have fun anyway*

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Joldo
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*licks skillery to scare her. Or him. Stupid androgynous user names . . .*

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Joldo
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*celebrates 700 posts*

Almost to landmark!

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Black Mage
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Though if I combine these to my posts as Joldo, hey . . .

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beverly
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*watches Telp/Joldo exchange with interest*

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Joldo
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Oh wait, Skillery's male!

Erm . . . hi bev. What's up?

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skillery
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*takes poor Telpy shopping for new shoes*

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beverly
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Telperion the Silver
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hehehehe... [Smile]

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WntrMute
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you got a great car
yeh whats wrong with it today
i used to have one too
maybe i'll come and have a look
i really love your hairdo yeh
i'm glad you like mine too
see we're looking pretty cool
will get ya

so what do you do?
oh yeh i wait tables too
no i havent heard your band
cos you guys are pretty new
but if you dig on vegan food
well come over to my work
i'll have em cook you something
that you really love

(Chorus)
cos i like you
yeh i like you
and i'm feeling so bohemian like you
yeh i like you
yeh i like you
and i feel..
woh hoh-hoooo

wait
whos that guy just hangin at your pad
hes lookin kinda bummed
you you broke up thats too bad
i guess its fair if he always pays the rent
and he doesnt get bent about
sleeping on the couch when im there

(Chorus)

im getting wise and im feeling so bohemian like you
its you that i want so please
just a casual casual easy thing
is it, it is for me
and i like you
yeh i like you
i like you i like you i like you i like you i like you i like you i like you
and i feel..
whoo-hoo-ooo

Dandy Warhols. Rockin'.
It's relevant.

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